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Feb 7, 2005

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

Yes, boys and girls, McGruff commercials are back in circulation and getting plenty of airtime.

This tells me that crime and insecurity is running rampant. If you're seriously interested into what the cartooned crime dog has to say...


Then again, if you don't already know the message, you're a complete idiot. These must be desperate times, after all, McGruff is only used in the direst of circumstances. I'm sure in Rumsfeld and Bush concurred with Cheney's idea to bring the Dog out of retirement. I guess this is Bush's domestic plan...

Can't wait until he thinks of the new foreign plan's mascot. I think it should be someone profound, like GI-Joe or even better, bring Smokey out of the woods and have him tackle the new frontier of desert and guerrilla warfare. Think about it... they brought back McGruff... they must be getting pretty desperate in the White House...

Quote of the day:
If they dropped the bomb
Would you love me then?

posted by Mike at 4:16 AM