Jul 9, 2005
You No Good Piece of Shit
You see, everyday when I shower I play either my Avalanche or White Light Rock and Roll Review discs. Blaringly loud from my room to the bathroom it's really great, the bass shakes your innards and the guitar blasts make your head skip a beat. Well, today... my CD player made it's last stand. I ripped off the side panel on it (as seen on floor) and looked around inside it. But Mike, why would you do such a crazy thing? I'll tell you why, the fucking rotating disc tray licks some serious ass. It's been doing this for about a year and a half now, this was the final straw. The disc tray wouldn't properly 'recieve' the disc so down the cd would go into the mechanical compartment. Now this wouldn't be too tough if the thing actually went all the way to the bottom of the stereo where there's lots of free and open space. BUT NOOOO. Fucker get's stuck on the upper tier and won't come out. Anyone ever play that game Operation? Well this is what it was like, except I could give a fuck less about touching the sides; hammer, hammer. Screwdriver, screwdriver. Baseball bat, baseball bat. Finally I get the lid and CD tray pried far enough apart for my little brother to reach in and rescue what's left of my Avalanche CD [still plays!]. Naturally, he asks if he can bash the thing, naturally, I don't give a shit. He has at it for a few minutes, picks up the pieces, and this tuesday morning I will be forever rid of that piece of trash sonofabitch of a audio machine.  R.I.P. mother fucker The Ciavarro update: Click here for Terry vs. The Chair |
posted by Mike at 12:31 AM
