Aug 28, 2005
These Motherfucking Pigs Are Everywhere.
| SO GUESS WHAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME TONIGHT?!?!?!!?!??? Myself and my friend Jay are driving down Genessee street and the speed limit is unposted at that particular stretch... so the unposted limit in New York is supposed to be a maximum of 55... I'm doing 47. Just a little bit of a bitch reminder here from the NYS DMV Manual: Be aware that some cities have speed limits lower than 55 mph (88 km/h) that may not be posted. That's great and all... but when the fuck am I supposed to learn/hear that the limit is 35?!~!? Never during any fucking test or reading the manual have I seen anything that should make me more cautious than 55. So fucko walks back to his car for a good 15 minutes... then walks back up to mine. GIVES ME A TICKET FOR SPEEDING AND INSUBORDINATION TOWARDS AN OFFICER! FOR WHAT?!?!?!? I didn't know that the Utica city speed limit was only 35?!?!?!??? I did nothing else that would warrant that, Jay will attest to that. I turned down the stereo, I asked if he wanted my registration when he only asked for my license. I did nothing wrong but tell him I didn't know that Utica had a special speed limit! BUT NOOO asswipe. Unsubordifuckingnation. I swear if I knew that cunt sucker was going to write me a ticket for that I would've given him so much shit I would have been proud of that fucking charge. You all know I could've jawed that motherfucker out for a good half an hour and deserved a fucking pentalty like that. BUT NOO, I played cool, drive away. Then it strikes me... DO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING PARKING LOT THAT DICK WIPE JUST CAME OUT OF??!?!?? DUNKIN DONUTS AND BASKIN ROBBINS fuck me. hard. right in the ass. please. I mean that's all that's really left to happen to me. FUcking hippie motherfucking bitches i swear i'm going to find that asshole and earn that goddam ticket. piece of shit. i'm going to get drunk. even if it takes half the wine and coolers in the cabinet. fucking fuckfaced fucko. |
posted by Mike at 5:15 AM
