Nov 16, 2005
Why Mikey Thinks He Loves Me
| Mikey Lazzaro is not the sarcastic wit he proclaims, minus the fact the guy doesn't have wit to begin with. There's another side to this Italian bird. Quite the strange side... I first had the inkling he might be on to me when I realized he was checking my site upwards of 4 times a day. And when shit is written that's quite an odd sign. Then he started IMing me and things got weird. Started with the usual why Mikey hates the world, but it eventually evolved from that into him explaining why he wanted to masturbate on webcam to Michael Jackson and to talk about the fine points of sexual positioning. In my world of 0 on hotornotness a guy wanting to talk dirty or do dirty with me is a sign: Mikey Lazzaro wanted me. Bad. I've come to the realization Mikey thinks he loves me because he thinks I share his pokemon fetish. Started back when I mentioned in Mikey's comments I like gaming. And the gaming world is full of fruitcakes. I learned this when, as a misanthropic 14 year old, I posted on a gaming board and learned about the dirty side of life which, to gaming geeks with no shot at a human relationship, is hentai. Anime porn. Mikey is of course different. He's been with girls...I think. But his geeky game side definitely contains hentai, but in a twisted sense. Mikey has a fetish for pokemon. Especially Pikachu. I think the guy wants me because, as a fellow gamer, he thinks I might possibly share his fetish and pretend to be Pikachu by wearing yellow pyjamas with red ducks on 'em or something, but...sorry Mikey,if you want me, you have to employ traditional sex. |
posted by Leafs Fan at 1:30 PM
