Dec 21, 2005
It's the end, the year end, kiss my rear end!
| So how goes it ladies and gents? Myself and B.P. are going to do a podcast sometime soon. All you liberal canadians (and new zealanders) might not want to listen to it. It's rated R material, no not restricted, Republican. Hmmm let me do a quick check of the news and we'll see what we can't make fun of today: Wow, didn't think this was going to happen but it finally did. The MTA (subway, the trains, not the food store you dolt) workers finally went on strike. Technically it is illegal for them to do so and can be fined two days pay for every day they stay on strike. Well that's encouraging, not only are they getting paid didly fucking squat, they can't even take any measures to get a better wage and benefits. That's a lot like telling a someone that you're going to start a job as an executive, but be paid like a mailroom boy. Smart aint it? Maybe that's sad news, but now we go to bad news: Saddam Hussein is now claiming that he was beaten and tortured while being held captive by the United States... wowsers, who would've saw that coming?? I have a rebuttle to this, and it's short and sweet... GOOD! YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT! Moving from bad story to worse!!: Jennine Pirro dropped out of the running against the robot. You all may be blessed to one day know why a man like Bill Clinton could sleep with an intern with the weight of a walrus and consider that an upgrade. Yes, Hilary Clinton seems to be running unapposed. What's the age for senate?? 25? Shit, well... I have some friends that are older than that! We're running Republican! This woman's tyranny has gone on for long enough!! From her longstanding effects on the classroom as well as in the congress. Maybe this isn't good news people. George Pataki has agreed to step down from the governor position as soon as his third term is up (about fucking time). Lets go over some of the shit that Pataki has done for NYS: 1) Healthcare - Some people can't afford to take their kids to get regular check ups and prescriptions to battle illnesses. So what's the solution? UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE! Hey you canadians should know a thing or two about this. Except here, it's fucked up beyond belief. I pay more per year, in taxes for the less fortunate's health care than it costs for all my school books. I'm fine with it. Our insurance allows us to co-pay $10 for almost everything. No biggy. Oh, yeah were you expecting 2 and 3? Well there isn't any. What has my governor done to help out my little shit town that had so much potential? He hosts this. Right there, is the most he's ever done for Oneida County. Be thankful people, be thankful. JEW - Nothing Wrong |
posted by Mike at 2:03 PM
