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Dec 14, 2005

Who Knew Being Retarded Was So Tough

Chad knew.


So I'm going through the signals to reapply to Fredonia for the spring semester. Which is a good thing for me I guess. Until I start getting into what's transferring back and what's not. Yeah, you can guess what's happening now. Nothing is ever easy for me! I needed to do three things to be able to reapply:

  • Complete one semester at another institution, taking a minimum of 4 transferable courses
Which is great and all, except when I called the admissions department at Fredonia to make sure that my english class transfers, I was told yes. Now I'm finding out that it doesn't. Great news, so it means more MVCC for me.
Apparently if I take a first aid class in the winter term it transfers back to Fredonia... it works... it'll be my fourth transferable class and runs me a breezy $115.
  • Maintain a minimum GPA of 2.5
Good there. I hope. Math is killing my GPA as I was donkey punched by a financial test.
  • Maintain grades no lower than "C"
Once again, donkey punched by math class. I have to pull one out of my ass in order to get that "C". Just calculated my grade without extra credit or class participation... grim. 69%. But a five point extra credit to my overall grade, with a B on my final means good news! Sociology will end a B no matter what I do on the final. History is going to be either an A or a B. Depending on my research paper grade (I pozzocked the final too!). English... well... english is going to be a toss up. I started the second half with an A in the class... but a 71 on a shitty poem has scarred my grade and depending on my last paper (also kind of shitty) and the final (breeze, as long as you remember character names). So I'm guessing three B's and a C is better than 2.5! Who knows, maybe I'll pull out a B in math class. I am usually the one answering all the in class questions...

So Fredoniaians? Fredoniaites? Fuck it, drunk college people! I hate to break it to you but I might be back in time for spring!!!

(Leary, if you're reading this, you owe me big time on the booze)

Big Krush - I Can't Wait


and this for you Mr Grimshaw (and all you "hardcore" m.g. fans)