Nov 28, 2005
So It's Come To This
| I'm sitting in the computer lab right now. I should be at class, learning. Learning about ancient societies and how they all died. (stupid jews) But I'm not. I'm sitting in the computer lab. right now. Yeah class was cancelled. Which is fine and all, but it's a once a week class.. send an email? Tell us the week before? Spam call us to let us know so some of us don't take a half hour drive for nothing. No. So I drove here, I have nothing to do, and I was totally getting both of my essays done before I left for this place. Now I'm just sitting... in the computer lab. I think I'm going to play shitty online computer games. You know, download one of those Nintendo emulators and download super mario and rbi baseball. Those were the days. Swing the bat, that's all, press a button, bat swings. No aiming for the ball no curveballs no nothing. Swing, hit the ball. When you moved, everyone on the team moved that way. Gosh do I miss regular Nintendo. It was the most glorious machine of it's time. Have I mentioned I'm really pumped aboot the PS3 launch this spring? It's either going to blow X-Box 360 out of the water... or just blow. But you know what, it can't be as bad as how much Jay Feely blows. I doubt that level of suck is ever achieved in a span of two days. I'm hoping my dad picks up the phone next time I call, I'm down to my last two quarters and I don't have my cell phone anymore. Which was taken away a long time ago. Have I mentioned I'm poor lately? Well I am. Did I also forget to mention that I got fired? Oh... I did didn't I? Well I guess I'm going to have to hope for a good run with this Nintendo emulator... |
Nov 25, 2005
I've Been Duped.
| So today is black friday... the day after thanksgiving... the day where everyone goes shopping to beet the christmas rush. Only problem is, they are the christmas rush. idiots. Lined up in front of the door over three hours before the store opens. I arrived at three thirty, at least thirty people were waiting outside in the snow. It went smoothly for the first six hours. From four in the morning to ten fiften, things went hecticly fast. Break time, thank god. Feet are sore, I barely have a voice, not to mention the cramp in my neck that's been mounting since I showered at two thirty. Break time, a few of the ladies went out and bought some sandwhiches for everyone's breaks. I'm sitting back, taking my time, eating... only talking when someone talks to me. The two class clowns; if you will; come in and are bringing on the wise cracks to no end. When I'm being made fun of for being "the new guy" I'm not particularly happy, but I keep the wise ass part hidden down, I'm too tired to think of something witty. Then the two get into "how come you look like you're ready to go to a gay bar?" and "how come that's the first thing you think of?"... and the simple phrase leaves my lips, "guys guys, stop flirting". that's it. that's all. and now my eight hour black friday is over. Feet are killing me! Out of a job. Why, because a girl I never even talked to, took offense to what I said in the break room, while being perfectly fine with what was said before I chimed in. I was asked later by her to return some cases... I asked her why couldn't she do it; because it's my part of the job[you ever hear of the word snappy? okay]. "OKAY, I DON'T CARE, GEESH" and for that... I now know how Ciavarro feels. |
Nov 23, 2005
The Goblet of Fire
| I won't lie to any of you, I do enjoy a good fictional novel. I found a very progressive void in my life (before bass playing, before blogging, before many things). I've read all the books, I read the first one when I was 13 or 14. It was great stuff, my cousin had lent me the book since he was reading the second installment and the third was due out in a few weeks. This was pre-employment summers which were filled with biking, sleeping in, and video games. A good book has always been known to pop up every now and again. C.S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia held me for a year or two, but those faded quick. The Lord of the Rings was yet to pass my ears. So in all that crap, I found the golden stool sample. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Imaginitive and gramatically great. It followed the perfect story structure that every author dreams of. I'm hooked. The Goblet of Fire is one of the longest books and the most detailed. In my expert opinion, it's the best of the six written. The production quality of the movie was also great, camera angles and spot moves were excellent; way beyond that of the horribly directed third movie. The story is great, a few parts were a little corny, much of the book was cut out. But to keep an audience gripped into their seats, they got rid of the right parts. Someone had a few rotten things to say about it. That someone will remain un-named. I rampantly disagree with her about her hatred of Michael Gambon as Dumbledore, I think he did an okay piece in this movie. He wasn't stellar as the character of Dumbledore was in the first two movies, but suffices to get the movie by. My three dislikes of the movie are this: 1) The ending, yes, it's as it is in the book, but they make it seem too nice. too inspiring, the most evil villain has just been brought back.. and you're all hugging each other goodbye like tomorrow's going to rain gold on your fucking head. 2) Snape had two scenes in the entire movie. What the hell, such a pivotal character and great actor goes to waste in this flick. Scene one:push harry and ron's heads to keep them studying, big fucking whoop. Scene two:accuse harry and threaten him with a syrum. I got plenty of that in the first two movies. 3) What the flying blue fuck is it with these directors and taking things so literally? Rowling described Voldemort as an almost serpent-like creature. So lets just go ahead and change his head into a snake's and we're good. Fuck no. You want to go with him having a split tongue... fine. You want to go with him having no hair and a fucked up serpent nose... fine. But you CANNOT color him green. What the hell, I thought he's a person. Now this has to change... turn him back into a human, but a vile one. Which will be accomplished just fine if you follow the books. Assholes. ***** (five stars) |
Nov 21, 2005
Negro Friday.
| I find blogging is becoming tougher and tougher as the things that usually make for good posts have been eluding me lately. No parties, no being drunk, no concerts, nothing. So the new job is going swimmingly, except on Black Friday I have to be at the store, to open, at 4am. FOUR FUCKING IN THE MORNING. WHO THE HELL SHOPS AT 4AM????? Now I know who needs to be shot. Those people that say "oh shit there's only a month left until christmas! we better load up the car at 3am and make the trek to the local shopping centers." Fuck (they're probably jewish) Yeesh, so I was going to not hate on someone with this post. Ooops. I've let goofball and smelly become contributors, I expect some good posts from them. My hopes aren't that high. I might have my cousin adam have his own comedy special hour... maybe. I don't think he's cool enough for that kind of exposure yet. But speaking of exposure, you know what needs exposing, Nikki P's music career. I've been reading her blog for over four months now and she's always coming up with great captions to go with random pictures. She's put down a few ameteur songs so far... I like. Especially at 4am. Give er a listen. Give-r a look. |
Nov 18, 2005
I know what lies beneath, I've seen the flash of teeth.
 dear mike... hahahahah remember when we had that bet that when we met i wouldn't be able to tackle you to the floor...and if i was able to do that then you would make me a contributer to your blog...and if i couldn't then i would have to make you one on mine... well...i guess you got tired of waiting and knew that either way i could tackle you in a second... you're lucky you are cute and italian...and have a fireplace... i guess i won! love you too!!! smelly  MUSIC - Thrice - Red Sky |
Nov 16, 2005
Why Mikey Thinks He Loves Me
| Mikey Lazzaro is not the sarcastic wit he proclaims, minus the fact the guy doesn't have wit to begin with. There's another side to this Italian bird. Quite the strange side... I first had the inkling he might be on to me when I realized he was checking my site upwards of 4 times a day. And when shit is written that's quite an odd sign. Then he started IMing me and things got weird. Started with the usual why Mikey hates the world, but it eventually evolved from that into him explaining why he wanted to masturbate on webcam to Michael Jackson and to talk about the fine points of sexual positioning. In my world of 0 on hotornotness a guy wanting to talk dirty or do dirty with me is a sign: Mikey Lazzaro wanted me. Bad. I've come to the realization Mikey thinks he loves me because he thinks I share his pokemon fetish. Started back when I mentioned in Mikey's comments I like gaming. And the gaming world is full of fruitcakes. I learned this when, as a misanthropic 14 year old, I posted on a gaming board and learned about the dirty side of life which, to gaming geeks with no shot at a human relationship, is hentai. Anime porn. Mikey is of course different. He's been with girls...I think. But his geeky game side definitely contains hentai, but in a twisted sense. Mikey has a fetish for pokemon. Especially Pikachu. I think the guy wants me because, as a fellow gamer, he thinks I might possibly share his fetish and pretend to be Pikachu by wearing yellow pyjamas with red ducks on 'em or something, but...sorry Mikey,if you want me, you have to employ traditional sex. |
Will Scott Stapp Just Die Already?
| Okay I know this is going to start a shitstorm from a few readers... but I'm going here anways. CREED sucked royal dick. The band fucking sucked, end of story. They got so wasted, they had to cancel a show. That's pussying out right there. When you're the lead singer, you have to at least make it through the show without passing out. Everyone else in the band, feel free. Not only did Scott suck ass at putting on a live show. But seriously, he sucked at singing too. Not to mention their music videos were horrible. All but one of them had shit computer animation in them. Oh, and the songs sucked. Not to mention... there's this. If CREED wasn't the worst band I've ever heard on the radio, I'd have to promote Chad Kroeger to the top. So what the hell. Scott, your band sucked. It failed, you broke up and your drummer and guitarist went ahead and formed the same fucking band all over again... So you're left with nothing. Would you just take your millions and retire? Nobody liked you to begin with! Nope I guess not, you're coming out with yet another piece of shit to grace my half deaf ears. I guess we're going to have to endure another decade of your shit. Not to mention, there's also this. Did I also mention the rule where you can't be wearing a gay button down shirt at a rock concert? I didn't yet, well then, here it is. I have a brilliant idea, call up Kroeger and see if you two can't get a tour going. That way there can be a public disclaimer that the whole show is going to suck balls. Go fucking get drunk and have another conversation with god. AND SOMEONE TELL THIS ASSHOLE TO GET A HAIRCUT! Eric Clapton - Layla |
Nov 14, 2005
Whew!
| So that Jew of a paper is done!!! O happy day. Jews everywhere would be almost proud of me. But according to some crappy vancouverite, I'm a nazi who hates all jews. Which he's not far off, but I don't hate all jewish people. Meanwhile, Smelly has agreed to make me some super smelly gloves!! I'm so happy!!! Not to mention a weirdo has a scarf is in production for me! I'm going to be so stylin this winter. Not that I'm usually not stylin... but with smelly gloves, things can't get much better! Yeah this is an uneventful post. Time for tacos, then a stupid Ancient Civilization for two hours. Off we go. Flickerstick - Beautiful |
Nov 11, 2005
It's Time To Enlighten You...
| So there is a friday tradition resting with us former Whitesboro 2004 grads at MV. We hold especially precious the Hour of Power on mondays, and on Fridays.... JBF. Today was just a little different, today we had Jail Bait Friday at the local shopping mall. Yes, this is perfect, there's no school for districts anyways... crawling with the already proclaimed Jail Bait. So lunch and then a trip to the "emo" shop to point and laugh. Yes, we entered the store known as Hot Topic, nothing was bought, just revelled and said "jesus fucking christ" to shirts of, Hawthorne Heights, My Chemical Romance and the emo bastards that wear that shit. Hit up the Pac Sun store where Jay bought one of those greg norman-esque hats. Level 5 for sure. So I was rather upset that I went to a Matt Good concert in Toronto last october 23rd and bought about $100 worth of paraphanalia and such, $25 towards a winter hat with the MG emblem sewn into it. This fall while looking for it, GONE. Fuck maybe it's with some college stuff, nope. With the winter jackets? No. Fuck Piss Cunt Shit Bastard Dickwad. So with that hat gone... I had to get a replacement:  C'mon, high life. Why not? Shit beer for sure, but it says HIGH on it... What was that? Buy one get one half off? Can't turn that down now can I??  6-2, top of the NFC, why not right? This concludes todays broadcast, please note that no pedophiles were actually in action today. The Juliana Theory - The Closest Thing |
Nov 10, 2005
The Chosen One
| So it's getting ever closer to winter and that means one thing. Hightened video game releases!! Consequently this is my favorite time of the year, and the time when I find myself broker than the black man that sits on Claire's front porch. But considering all the shit that's happened over the past month (financially fucked to a little breathing room) I've decided it was about fucking time to get myself a little something to ease the stress of nonstop work and school. Now as you all know, I am the nerd king. So as soon as I caught wind of a video game based on the best trilogy outside of the Star Wars and The Lord of the Rings I took the bait and just leapt out there on its release day. *creams underwear and shops ebay for a new pair* THE PATH OF NEO  Yes ladies and gentlemen. My free time will be going towards this and not masterbation. But keep in mind, self improvement IS masterbation. So to all those ladies out there... I'm sorry if I'm going to be a little out of shape... but duty calls. Not to mention that whole 7 page Jew of a paper is 2 pages down! Sorry, paper on Jews is the correct terminology. Stroke 9 - Just Can't Wait |
Nov 9, 2005
Uhhhhh Motivation Please?
| So I have a 7 page paper due on the 28th... the oppression and persecution of Jews in ancient history. GUESS WHO'S TAKING THE JESUS ANGLE! (another thing to thank the Romans for). [woop there's another half dozen hatemail letters] ok so paper due in twenty days. Haven't started it yet. Haven't a clue about what I'm going to do. Don't much care about it right now. Can someone throw me a bone and get this horribly gruelling paper started off for me??? MX/PX - Responsibility |
Nov 6, 2005
Half Deaf
| So yeah that's the story after Albies last night. Saw some old acquaintances and 3 really good performances. Oh, and the half deaf part. I picked out a great spot in front of the house speakers... oops. So my right ear was messed up before, now I've evened things out with my left ear messed up. Some photos from the show...  Edo (old timer)  Bob Aquaviva  Ian Steele So if you notice the photos... they're all shot with my camera sideways... which is great because the camera still takes the picture. But when you go to take video... you hold the camera straight or else you're going to get a sideways view. So a half hour of video editing and you get a good ole video of! Change Your Life (The Hammer) Here are a couple other videos I took of 33 Hurtz: Black and White Lonely Days Hope you enjoy... because now I'm hearing impaired. |
Nov 5, 2005
It's That Time of the Year...
| So ladies and gents, we've hit November in stride. School's going just great. Midterm grades were released last week... Student Information Term: Fall 2005 Degree: Associate in Arts Degree Major: Lib Art&Sci-Human&SocSci AA Level: Undergraduate Course Work CRN Subject Crse Sec Campus Title Midterm Credits Level 11411 EN 102 114 Utica Campus English 2:Idea&Values Lit B 11104 HI 101 B10 Utica Campus History of Civ 1 A 11265 MA 139 100 Utica Campus College Algebra C 11228 SO 101 748 Utica Campus Intro Sociology A So progress is being made academically. My credit card bill is gone after this month. But now I have to start in on paying off my loan for this semester (a measly $650). Not to mention the $6k still looming from last year... oh yeah, government loans too. Shit. So today's topic of discussion... Congress: who haven't we fucked with enough? President: well we haven't cut into college aid funding yet... Congress: i know exactly where you're going with this. So here we go, funding to state and federal funding for financial aid loans and grants are being cut. A $200 billion war isn't making the federal budget even out too well. FUCKING DUH. Wait wait wait, I have something even better... let's cut funding for the homeless, shelters, and welfare. WAIT A GODDAM FUCKING MINUTE. DIDN'T WE JUST GET PUMMELED BY A CATEGORY 5 FUCKING NEW ORLEANS UP THE ASS?!?! I DON'T KNOW A FEW MILLION PEOPLE ARE HOMELESS... AND YOU WANT TO CUT AID BEING SENT TO THESE PEOPLE?!?!? FUCK IT, I DON'T NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL. I HAVE A ROOF OVER MY HEAD AND I'M SURE I COULD SUPPORT MYSELF IN A LIFESTYLE BETTER THAN THOSE THAT ARE LIVING IN THE FUCKING ASTRODOME. so let's recap: academia is going better for myself. let's cut funding to the underpriviledged who can't afford school by themselves. let's keep a shitfuck war going. let's screw a few million of people by cutting welfare. oil companies report record profits for Q3 of 2005. yet I just spent $300 on gas last month. final conclusion: The U.S. government is a much bigger asshole than I could ever hope to be. Brand New - The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot |
Nov 2, 2005
Blog Hatemail 101
| Class is in session assholes. Okay, so how offensive was my last post? Not offensive at fucking all. I mean I've heard more offensive shit in the Bible. Yeah, this is today's topic of discussion. Now I'm not that hard on people about their religious beliefs. I let people know that I was born catholic and I've given up on religion and think it's a sham. Let the blind lead the blind or whatever you want to hear. Now I only made fun of Mel Gibson and his shit production of The Passion of the Christ; who expects to get hatemail about that? And not just a two paragraph email, I put this bad boy into Microsoft Word, 7 pages. This is a little overboard. Spammer that saw the word Jesus in a post and went ape shit on me? You be the judge: Here it is Now here's my simple yet to the point response!: laid it on thick Eve 6 - Here's to the Night |