Dec 31, 2005
You Live In This Shithole?
| You ever just get immensly bored and started fucking around with your computer settings and your browser settings? I clicked Firefox's "Latest Headlines" tab and just went through the first ten of them. Thus concluding how the world is in such shit condition. I hear crying from many that its getting worse and its getting too severe. I say you're still just ignorant. Our nation has gone from era to era with the entire population focused on that one section of the economy. For time saving purposes, I'll only dissect the 20th century through present day. For the first thirty some odd years (1901-1936) the Industrial Revolution gripped the nation and slums and ghettos grew at magnificent rates. As many may know the Great Depression hit in 1932, there was only one way out of such an economic slump. The next stage was almost a decade (1937-1945) we all know this as World War II. It was still the same industrialization that powered the previous thirty years that drove the war effort. Lets say the next twenty years are one stage (1946-1966) everything was based around one thing [surprising theme?] nuclear arms race. The Cold War was the big driver in the bag. The next fifteen years (1967-1982) were filled with another hard depression. The economy was in a transitional phase from production towards what would grip the next fifteen years... (1983-1998) Ahh yes, the entertainment era. Nothing can ever measure up to how rapidly the economy expanded and how quickly people decided to stay inside the home. Side-note: Obesity rates start climbing. Now we're at our present day situation 1999 until ?? we're in the information age. It seems that every other one builds on top of the previous situation. We now have a technology that will broadcast itself around the globe by me pressing a button. Amazing if you really think about it. I've had people read this blog from Norway, Britain, India, China, Australia, Canada and the U.S. So with the coming of a lightning fast worldwide community, it's not a surprise that people become more and more apaulled with the world we live in. But please keep in mind, there has been much much worse times. It's just that you probably went to smoke that bong in the parking lot instead of picking up your history book. The world hasn't changed. Just how you look at it. Big Krush - 37 Summers |
Dec 29, 2005
Gross
| So its been a rough couple of days. I'm sick as a dog. I didn't manage to uncrust myself from bed until 4pm. I'm ready to fall asleep again. Have you ever just sat back and looked at your accomplishments in life. What you've done, where you want to go. More importantly, where you are. I'm not where I want to be. I feel a little at a loss when I think about what I want out of a career and what I want in a personal life. I have things I like to do. I have things that I hate to do, just creeps me out that I happen to be better at the things I hate than the things I like. I said a while back I was going to start writing a book and that's been thrown to the back burner and the more I think about it, the more I don't like the idea. I hate non-fiction, reading it, writing it, thinking about it. You never get the truth out of a book, newspaper, news media in general. It's all about spin these days and those that are too stupid to realize you're being spoon fed everything... well ignorance makes the world go round. So that leaves me writing a fictional piece... fat chance. I hate being creative. I said a while back that I was going to go back Fredonia for the spring semester. Not happening, I'm sticking out the year at MVCC. I'm just not up for everything that comes with gearing up for another bout with the self control that comes with dorm living. How does a person ever find someone to spend the rest of their life with them?? I can't imagine that feeling. Or ever meeting such a person. Good luck Pat. Brand New - Soco Amaretto Lime Gross-er: Douchebag is taking over for Dick Clark on the New Year countdown show. No sleep last night because I was dumb enough to take advil instead of benadryl. |
Dec 26, 2005
And A Fuck All To You Too.
| Merry Christmas... well that was technically yesterday so I guess now I can resume being a jerk. On a good note:  That just made christmas a success. Forget everything else. This is good, gift wise anyway. I got to hang out with some super cool cousins on Christmas eve  Adam.  Bianca.  and then i got stuck with Amanda (and her shitty music) And if any of you sick pedophiles ever fantasized what I would be like in pig tails... well now you know. Nena - 99Luftballoons |
Dec 24, 2005
Every Little Thing's Going to be Alright
| So Smelly wants me to post more about her absolute awesomeness... considering i feel massively neglected for the past month or so... i'm forced to remember back to the summer where she went through a Star Wars convention at her cousin Jake's house:  They were all so wasted it was hilarious. Not to mention that it was 9000 million trillion degrees outside out that my basement was the only escape that night.  Oh and look... my hair is short... kinda makes me want it back. Out of the middle of nowhere we somehow get onto the topic of Spongebob Squarepants! A great topic. I couldn't be happier to talk about the greatest cartoon of the 21st century!  Apparently Smelly doesn't like Spongebob that much so it ended up just being me and Jake singing the theme song! Oh, and it was 4am... and I'm friggin singing spongebob... what the hell. Oh smelly how much fun we used to have. Where have you gone all this time? Remember the drunk days with the family and good old NY Mikey... what's this?!?  Yaay Smelly's back!!! Apparently she was too good to talk to me when she had the bangs working. It's okay, i understand... new haircut new people... i get it. i won't hold it against you!!  G'nite Smelly... this pointless post... for you! Merry Fucking Christmas. |
Dec 23, 2005
So It's Almost Christmas!!
| So there's only two days left. My parents are still asking me what I want. Apparently I'm getting a whole lotta nothin. Okay so I'm getting something, a new set of bass pickups but apparently that's going to be it. A little tuition assistance but that's hardly a gift. Speaking of tuition assistance... I haven't gotten a monthly statement loan statement since October... not a good thing. Or is it? No Idea. So grades came out today... tonight... same difference: GPA: 2.62 Not bad. Western Civ 1 A English 102 B Sociology B Mathematics the dagger. D. So it turns out this winter class may be pointless. I'm not sure. As soon as I wake up in the morning it's time to put in that call to the admissions office. Bass session tonight, hopefully the last one with these passive pickups. Jaco Pastorius - Continuum |
Dec 21, 2005
It's the end, the year end, kiss my rear end!
| So how goes it ladies and gents? Myself and B.P. are going to do a podcast sometime soon. All you liberal canadians (and new zealanders) might not want to listen to it. It's rated R material, no not restricted, Republican. Hmmm let me do a quick check of the news and we'll see what we can't make fun of today: Wow, didn't think this was going to happen but it finally did. The MTA (subway, the trains, not the food store you dolt) workers finally went on strike. Technically it is illegal for them to do so and can be fined two days pay for every day they stay on strike. Well that's encouraging, not only are they getting paid didly fucking squat, they can't even take any measures to get a better wage and benefits. That's a lot like telling a someone that you're going to start a job as an executive, but be paid like a mailroom boy. Smart aint it? Maybe that's sad news, but now we go to bad news: Saddam Hussein is now claiming that he was beaten and tortured while being held captive by the United States... wowsers, who would've saw that coming?? I have a rebuttle to this, and it's short and sweet... GOOD! YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT! Moving from bad story to worse!!: Jennine Pirro dropped out of the running against the robot. You all may be blessed to one day know why a man like Bill Clinton could sleep with an intern with the weight of a walrus and consider that an upgrade. Yes, Hilary Clinton seems to be running unapposed. What's the age for senate?? 25? Shit, well... I have some friends that are older than that! We're running Republican! This woman's tyranny has gone on for long enough!! From her longstanding effects on the classroom as well as in the congress. Maybe this isn't good news people. George Pataki has agreed to step down from the governor position as soon as his third term is up (about fucking time). Lets go over some of the shit that Pataki has done for NYS: 1) Healthcare - Some people can't afford to take their kids to get regular check ups and prescriptions to battle illnesses. So what's the solution? UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE! Hey you canadians should know a thing or two about this. Except here, it's fucked up beyond belief. I pay more per year, in taxes for the less fortunate's health care than it costs for all my school books. I'm fine with it. Our insurance allows us to co-pay $10 for almost everything. No biggy. Oh, yeah were you expecting 2 and 3? Well there isn't any. What has my governor done to help out my little shit town that had so much potential? He hosts this. Right there, is the most he's ever done for Oneida County. Be thankful people, be thankful. JEW - Nothing Wrong |
Dec 20, 2005
hes going to kill me for this...
 if you know the DATE of mikes birthday then tell me...i need it for coruptive purposes... ok that is all...go read the post below... |
Dec 19, 2005
The State of the Union
| President Bush gave his address to the nation last night. Yes, it did cut into and move family guy back a full twenty minutes. NO ITS NOT THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD LINDSAY!!! But in listening I picked up on things that made me feel almost proud to have him as a president, almost. Avoiding the homefront problems such as a struggling economy, and increased crime rates, he addressed everything about foriegn policy and did a great job at that. He admitted to going to war for the wrong reasons people!!!! Not every day you see a president admit to a mistake! But he also reminded us that nobody is going to become another Saddam. U.S. backed or not. We had two chances to set up a democracy, the first time we said, eh, just send him some mustard gas. The second time, we said, eh, just keep him at home. But now we're getting the job done, fully. But what I don't agree with is the bullshit that's going through the house with the cut benefits for GI's returning home. I can't understand why during a time of relevant "peace" benefits aren't a dispute. But as soon as a war brews they cut down on benifits when soldiers are willing to fight and die for their cause. Bush also made me feel a little bit on edge with the terrorism deal. Though we're making strides, it's never going to be a fully won war. It can't, guerilla warfare never is. The first one to fully organize is the one that's doomed. US. Another thing that most people don't realize is that when guerilla warfare is used against an army, that entity fully and completely voids its rights to be treated as a real enemy. Rules of engagement don't have to exist, human rights are NOT a given. Captives are given no POW rights either. Sick shit, but fair is fair and equipping your four year old with a pack of semtex isn't exactly fighting fair. Nor is booby-trapping abandoned cars. But still the U.S. forces are supposed to remain faithful and loyal to honoring that the civilians will be peaceful? I fail to understand. Ten people walk up to you, most of them women and children, statistically speaking, one of them is carrying a detonation device. Statistically speaking, I'd rather it be ten of you then the ten of you and me and whomever's close by. Sick shit. But true shit. Time to fail that math final... |
Dec 18, 2005
Audioblog Post #2
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Dec 16, 2005
New Audioblog Post
| In a few minutes... I know you all just can't wait. |
Dec 14, 2005
Who Knew Being Retarded Was So Tough
| Chad knew. So I'm going through the signals to reapply to Fredonia for the spring semester. Which is a good thing for me I guess. Until I start getting into what's transferring back and what's not. Yeah, you can guess what's happening now. Nothing is ever easy for me! I needed to do three things to be able to reapply:
Apparently if I take a first aid class in the winter term it transfers back to Fredonia... it works... it'll be my fourth transferable class and runs me a breezy $115.
So Fredoniaians? Fredoniaites? Fuck it, drunk college people! I hate to break it to you but I might be back in time for spring!!! (Leary, if you're reading this, you owe me big time on the booze) Big Krush - I Can't Wait and this for you Mr Grimshaw (and all you "hardcore" m.g. fans) |
Mikey's Secret?: Have We Found the Child Sexual Icon of the Internet at Last?
  "Hello my future further girlfriend." Those words are forever stuck in the head of Corrupted Hockey Fan, along with "Wuzzzzuppp" and "I kiss you!" Truer words were never spoken by Tom Fulp, creator of Newgrounds. Could it be Mikey Lazzaro, the supposed sarcastic bastard who types among us, be the kid known as kidblount? Who the hell is kidblount..sit down and I shall tell you a tale. Back 'round 1998 some kid lost his girlfriend and, in desperation, turned to the net to find a girlfriend. While considered a more mainstream way now to find a date, the net back in those wild days was the last chance for the geeky rejects that in Darwinian evolution were not destined to be fucked by anyone with a ten foot pole, male, female or otherwise. Before long this page become mirrored all over the web and spawned slew of flash movies once Newgrounds users got wind of it. To this day, this page is prominent in Internet folklore and many people have speculated as to who might be kidblout... Well...IS Mikey kidblount??? Let us weigh the evidence. 1. First name. Both are named Michael. Maybe Mikey...I mean MIKE...decided to make a clean break with his substantially geekier past and sound tough and hardcore as Mike. Mike and Ikes sound tougher than Michael or Mikey and Ikes... 2. Glasses These two dudes both seem to have a love for glasses 30 years out of fashion. 3. Features Dark eyes, pale pasty skin, and dark hair. Mikey's hair would be the same colour if the guy didn't have to dye it black. His way of looking cool. 4. Mullets 5. States Is New York all that far off from New Mexico... So, is Mikey kidblount then? You guys be the judge... |
Dec 13, 2005
Let's Talk Sports!
| New York Giants... my beloved Giants... Nine wins, Four losses. Two game division lead! Playoff bound my friends, it's been a tough wait considering how the last two postseason runs have gone. Getting blasted by the Ravens' defense in the Super Bowl and then blowing quite possibly, the biggest lead in playoff history to the 49ers. New York Rangers... I know I'm not an avid hockey fan, but growing up on Mark Messier, Mike Richter, and my all time favorite Brian Leetch. Not to mention seeing The Great One put on a Rangers jersey was just.. dear god it was great!! Now I can't even name half of the roster. I still don't even know who they have in goal, hockey has had it's deck shuffled and I'm too busy to put effort into finding this crap out. Philadelphia 76ers. AI. 6'1" Two inches taller than me... and worlds ahead. By far, the best player in the NBA. Not to mention Kyle Korver who is the best 3-point shooter in the game, Jamal Mashburn used to be the shit when he was playing for the Mavericks. Iguodala is going to be a great prodigy for years to come. New York Yankees... off season... need to get us some young pitching!! Not to mention a center fielder *cough*Griffey*cough* Open sports thread! |
Dec 11, 2005
I Was Dead At The Time!!
| I'm really thinking of just making this a full out audioblog... blog. err? But every time I have the perfect topic for an audioblog is when I don't have any means to write it down... meaning that I forget about it thirty seconds later because that's all my attention span allows. Another thing I've been meaning to do is watch War of the Worlds.... well I'm accomplishing one of those! TAKE A WILD GUESS WHICH! Kajagoogoo - Too Shy |
Dec 9, 2005
Geek To The Max
| I'm feeling exceedingly geeky today. Probably because I watched the X3 trailer about eight times! I can't wait. Although most of you would say that X-Men 2 was a great movie. I call it for shit. Granted, the action and the actors were all great. But it blew. Storyboard sucked cock. They could've (should've) included the start of the production of Sentinels. Or even gone where the new shit X-Men video game did and include the rise of Apocalypse and those fights. It was great in the comic books, Super Nintendo Video game, and it would be on the big screen too! BUT NOO, let's just skip over that little grassy nole and pump out this piece of CGI waste. So now this leaves us with X3... I'd like to tell you that all my usual connections and saved favorites have led me to the storyline and plot of the movie. But I have failed. There is nothing about this movie that has been confirmed, except the casting. Watched the trailor, big mutant fight... as to be expected (FINALLY!!!). So that's not leaving a million possibilites still open! I'm pissed, I want to know more about it. Colossus is going to be in it. As will Beast [played by Kelsey Grammer no less], Archangel, Jubilee makes an appearance, and it is rumored that sentinels come in (oh please please please). Not to mention the resurrection of Jean Grey as The Phoenix. Which is one of the biggest and greatest parts of the X-Men series. So with geekiness in mind... It seems that the Marvel vs DC Comics is taking to the big screen... what do you counter with?? NO. DONT DO IT. YES. ITS BACK! Superman Returns is coming out almost the same weekend as X3. I SMELL A DOUBLE FEATURE! Yes, after a hiatus of sorts, the story picks up and Loise Lane has moved on in her life without Kent or Superman. I have no idea what they're cooking up for this one. But if it sucks, I'm castrating some people at Warner Bros. It gives a quick synapsis of the first two movies (the good ones) and then.... i have no idea. Not to mention Kevin Spacey is playing Lex Luthor... |
Dec 8, 2005
The Fucking Macarena?!!?!?
| Yes, the macarena is the #1 one hit wonder. Fuck that. Vanilla Ice, Sir Mix Alot, Thomas Dolby, Wild Cherry. ALL WAY BETTER! ASS MUNCHERS AT VH1 CAN SUCK MUH BALLS! ok so my next post will be an audioblog post. i promise. (happy sunshine?) so I was talking to smelly for a total of three seconds as she drooled over the fact that i have new glasses. which isn't a good thing for me. now it's totally out there, everyone knows i'm a geek. not to mention i look like a jew. fuck off chuck! Around this time last year I dyed my hair black. Don't ask because I really don't know! Things looked something like this  Raymi said I looked like Jason Schwartzman. I don't see it. New spectacles today  any comparisons this time? Do I look like anyone Jewish that you know? Fucking hippies, I don't think so. Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science |
Dec 7, 2005
I Have Touretts
Dec 6, 2005
Smoke The Granga
| Audioblog #2 coming after I get out of work... if I'm in the mood. Oh, and I got flipped off by two fat chicks because I wouldn't let them in my lane. |
Dec 4, 2005
We had a good run. the sex, the meaningless conversations before sex.
| Yes it's the opening monologue by David Spade in this random late night movie Lost and Found. Yes, some shitty things have been flying around lately: Jew paper is FINALLY done. Three revisions later it is utterly, perfect. New glasses are getting proper lenses put in! A haircut is definitely needed because it's starting to look like somebody dragged my head through a mud puddle. My next paper is on a poem, not a good poem either. Three pages by tuesday, not good. My chances of passing math class are slim. That'll be two math classes in the same year, a record or something close to it. I've had one and only one ambition for the past month:  and a new amp. not sure what I want yet though. Pitt! Congratulations and great job!! Outlaw, what were you thinking! Incubus - Agoraphobia |
Dec 1, 2005
Audio Blog #1
EDIT: Do we all remember Scott Stapp? And the fact that he should die? Well he's back at it again! |
For My Next Trick...
| An audioblog post! then we'll try to turn Chad into a man. But I'm not a miracle worker, so don't be surprised if it doesn't work out. |