Feb 15, 2006
I Was Just Bullshittin!
| Who am I kidding?? I can't stay away from blogging for more than a couple of days at a time!! So our gracious V.P. Dick Cheney shot a man in the face. Ooops. I can only imagine what happened: out in a texas field Dick: What are we hunting today gentlemen?? Harry: Quail Dick: Just little faggy quail?? You boys sure have pussied out. What happened to the old days where we held the promise to hunt down Democrats?? Harry: Well the only Democrat that would agree was Al Gore and he went on vacation so we're kinda limited with our options. Dick: Al Gore?!? Fine. We can do without him. What about his bimbo wife? Harry: Apparently she went on another one of her anti-2nd amendment campaigns. This is where the Dick had enough Dick: That stupid bitch!! squeezes trigger Harry Whittington is now in ICU for the heart attack he suffered because of the shotgun wound to the chest. The plastic surgury to repair his face was through with yesterday. So from one dick to another, happy valentine's day you bastard. Now who's up for some fishing with the Dick master?  From dad: At least he shot a WASPY motherfucking lawyer! Closure - Afterglow |
posted by Mike at 3:50 AM
