Mar 13, 2006
Round Three
| So being home, alone, for over a week has its advantages and disadvantages. I get to veg out. Commence vegging. Speaking of making up words, there is no such thing as zoning out or vegging out anymore we're going to call it: Ciavarroing. Put that in the dictionary right next to Grimshaw. Shit. I think these two words mean the same thing. So the video game of the weekend is Fight Night Round 3. Commercials and the EA Sports website led me to believe this was going to be the game of the fucking century. Bloody hell. For the occasional sports fan who doesn't know shit about boxing it's a good game. Then again, so was Round 2. Matter of fact, EA cut so many corners on this game for PS2 it pisses me off. All the focus went into the Xbox 360 version and they basically shit out Round 2 with crappier graphics, less heavyweight boxers, and added ESPN Classic fights to the mix. Very disappointing to say the least. In later news, I went out friday night to dinner and a movie, with a girl from work. I know what you're all thinking, and yes, it's true [she is in fact a girl]. Saw the hills have eyes. It was really great, the liberal gay hippie douche in the beginning of the story gets his ass whipped to a pulp, watches his wife get her head blown off (.44 magnum does the trick) and loses his kid to these desert people (known as zombies in every other movie just changed to help with originality). He gets fucked up, go see the movie.* *If you have a weak constitution don't go see this movie as you witness someone blowing their head off (with a shotgun), cannibalism, not to mention gore. **If you go to a movie and have a cell phone. TURN THE FUCKER OFF. Opening night for the movie and some 12 cell phones go off in a packed theater. FUCKERS. Not only that. But the asshole (who was no older than 15) sitting behind me had his cell phone go off and what does he do?? Let's answer our cell phone after we were kindly asked to turn it off for the sake of others. Oh wait you're done telling your mom where you are? Ok good, now back to kicking the back of my chair. I swear this town is a retard magnet (i keep getting pulled back in!). Queensryche - Walk in the Shadow |
posted by Mike at 4:30 PM
