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Jul 21, 2006

Hello Poppet

Well now, it seems the only bloggers left out there are estrogenically excelled. This could make things a little more precarious when I go to make fun of:


  • jews
  • arabs
  • mexicans
  • krauts
  • women
  • stupid people
  • politicians


So should I

A) play it straight?
B) continue the tradition of pissing people off?


I'll be commencing the boozing process at a dreary 9:30am tomorrow. Concert gates open at noon.

That's two and a half hours of potential beer pong, girls making out with other girls for a share of beer, getting into fights, puking, passing out, dehydration.

Tune in Sunday to see if I'm dead or alive (don't get your hopes up)

Breaking Benjamin - Forget It