Jul 31, 2006
This Is Just Too Good
| What's the dumbest thing you can do in professional sports? No, being white and trying out for a basketball team isn't it. Becoming a boxer is near the top of the list too... but not quite. Let's go with taking steriods for 800 trebek. Rafael Palmeiro. Long known for being a first baseman and a good one at that. All of a sudden turns into VIAGRA MAN. How's that for celebrity? I can't get it up but I can still swing a mean stick. Does his fame come from a thirty second promo about how he needs that little extra oomph? Nope. It comes from denying you use steriods in front of congress... and then get caught.. using steriods. Surprisingly enough this is not our #1 dumbest thing you can do in professional sports. This is: Now some sprinter was dumb enough to try and cheat the system and they found testosterone in his system... helloooo? testosterone... isn't that what all us men have? most of us men anways. and some women apparently. First of all, the world anti-doping agency is not major league baseball. This agency would've had Barry Bond's balls for paperweights three years ago if it was up to them. Do any of you know why? Probably not. Dick Pound that's why. He's the chief of the anti-doping agency. I didn't say head because that would've been too cheesy and only uneducated morons do something like that. But yes, Dick Pound is coming down. Dropping the hammer. Nobody's going to get anywhere in the sporting world as long as Pound is on the prowl. Dick Pound -- what the hell, with a name like that you'd think he's make sure to steer clear of the public spotlight. Nope. Kind of reminds me of my old high school principal.. Curt... Woodcock. oh yes highschool was always interesting when the cock was on the prowl. Or perhaps you've met his mother... Ms Babcock. Oh the irony of it all. Foreigner - Hotblooded |
posted by Mike at 6:22 AM
