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Aug 27, 2006

It All Makes Sense Now

You ever wonder what the world would be like if it were ruled by women??
We have a perfect example of what that place would be like, here.

Not a pretty place, different warring groups, genocide, starvation, and escalating attacks on these peacekeeping taskforces being sent by the U.N.

Well, here's the prime example of what a nation ruled by a woman is going to turn into:

  1. Her and her best friends will live in the lap of luxury far away from all the country's problems.
  2. Those 'backstabbing' friends are abandoned and sent out into the desert.
  3. There's four days at the end of every month where nobody is safe from being accused of being a 'backstabbing' friend.
  4. Nothing constructive will ever get done because we all know that women can never make up their minds.


Well, there you have it are you still hoping Hilary will run for the Democrats in '08?

You can count on it being a million times worse in the U.S.

Chocolate and battery sales would be the only two driving forces for the economy.

Wingmen would no longer be needed. The fat chicks would be the only ones going out on the weekends (here's some pickup lines for those situations). Only gay men would be allowed to go to those clubs.
Lesbian porn would not exist.
There would only be pop and rap on the radio.

American Idol, Friends, and Sex & the City would run year round. Matter of fact, Melrose Place would still be on the air.

Lifetime would have more channels than ESPN.
There would be no ESPN.

We'd all get an additional 4 to 5 days off a month; but it wouldn't be a good thing as we'd be forced into servitude for those days.
Video games would only consist of Dance Dance Revolution.
Sporting events would have those same gay men as cheerleaders.

Last but not least...
it would always someone else's fault when things go wrong(preferably a man's)


Smashmouth - Walking on the Sun
posted by Mike at 12:44 AM