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Jun 30, 2006

Light It Up

It's a good movie.

It's been a while since I've actually had something to post taht I wanted people to see.

I can't believe I'm still at this point, but I am.

How is it that closure is such a fleeting feeling? There's a 50/50 chance that what you're going to hear is going to set you back worse than hearing nothing at all.

But out of all the things I've learned in 20 years the most valuable happens to be the lowliest one:

What if

What if keeps you up at night, what if gives you hope that tomorrow things might change. What if keeps me from sleeping at night. What if keeps me thinking and always coming back around to the same person. What if makes me wish I didn't fail out of college, makes me wish I gave a shit and realized what I had before I lost it.

My future isn't going to be as promising as hers, nor am I going to be a person that she'd ever want to be with again.


I'd give everything to stop wondering what if and just know. But every time I get to that step, just one click away... hope flickers and fades; what if happens to be what I'm stuck with until someone does something to convince me that the risk could be worth the results.


Edwin Mccain - I'll Be
Jun 28, 2006

Superman Returns




Wow I've been anticipating this movie for a year. DC and Marvell are really battling it out.

Let's see where to begin.
Superman Returns is the best movie I've seen this year. Giving respect to the original movies was a must; and they did. Opening credits were awesome.
The action was great!!

Kevin Spacey really surprised me with his performance as Lex Luthor and the comedy from his bafoons was classic of what you'd expect out of the regular movies.

The plot was somewhat borrowed from the original movie. Though this one has a much different outcome. The movie was everything you'd expect from a superman film!

but... they always find a way to drag it down. The ending carried on forrevverrr, they could've cut 10 to 15 minutes from the end that would've gotten rid of my crap CGI complaints and would've finished up on a better bang.

The beginning was classic and amazing, but there were a few rough transitions and the lack of Clark Kent character moments throughout brought it down just that little bit that prevents the movie from being great.

They did the ending scene just like they always did with the Christopher Reeve...

IT IS WORTH THE $7.50 GO SEE IT!

3.5/5*

  • Superman
  • Jun 23, 2006

    Let's Be WannaBe's!

    Genius. Let's go after the nation's tallest building. Those middle eastern bastards got the two tallest in New York but ain't no towelhead gonna out-do us niggas...
    fucking christ.
    You converted to Islam. If that doesn't scream wannabe, nothing does. Back in the day it was to protest, to be able to take a new name and no longer live under your 'slave' name. But now, you're just as pathetic as that guy who started the church of the fonz.


    Not like anyone would be smart enough to pick out the Sears Tower as a target... seriously, nobody thought of that one before... no one.

    PIONS.
    seriously, come up with something original... like... bomb the Exxon/Mobile building. Where were you terrorists when Enron was going under?!?

    We're letting India in on our nuclear power program... but we tell Iran to fuck off. It bothers me to no end how fucked up this administration is. Just learn from our PAST MISTAKES. We gave Saddam what? Oh that's right biological weapons... what did he use against the Kurds? Oh shit I see a reoccuring problem here.

    Lastly on our government's dish...
    apparently tracking money is now considered invasion of your privacy? Wow. Let's start this bullshit up again.
    *presses rewind on Bush's tape recorder*
    "this is another part of our plan to fight against terrorism"

    WHAT RESPONSE WERE YOU HOPING FOR?????????
    "we're hoping to cut down on mail order brides"
    "someone's been buying up alot of gay porn in western canada, we were hoping to shed light on who it is"

    I don't mind it if the government is listening to my international phone call. I really don't. You want to know why? It's written into the law that you can't be arrested unless you were being pursued for that crime... so all you pedophiles still calling Amsterdam to get your fix... you're safe.
    That's right, you get pulled over for a busted tail light, flash that bag of grass. That cop can't search your car. Well, I'm sure he CAN but if you were smart enough to know the law, he can't do shit about it (telling him about the dead body in the trunk is optional).

    Roger out, (who the hell's roger?)


    Rancid - Out of Control
    Jun 21, 2006

    Sad News

    The local comedy club Fat Katz is going under... again.

    Shame, it's such a great place and is home to so many funny people. My cousin Adam says he's going to bring back his story writing to the blog world. He was voted the funniest comedian in Central New York and I really think he should submit himself to Last Comic Standing... but he's still a youngin' here people, yet to be corrupted by alcohol... his best is yet to come!!

    361 more days until I can go boozing... legally. It can't fly by fast enough.

    I need a stellar fucking school year, I'm talking 3.0 GPA and I really don't care if I get a 2 year degree from MVCC or not. I just want to go back to an institute of higher learning... not the crapfest that is central new york. Don't get me wrong, this town is much more buzzworthy than Fredonia was. But it's well known it's not where you are, it's who you're with that really matters most in life. Everyone's moving on with their life... getting out of here, making something of themselves.. I'm a few steps behind.


    JEW - Work
    Jun 19, 2006

    Who's That??

    Wow I've never been happier to see a tie in professional sports!

    Now I get to root for BOTH U.S.A. and ITALY this thursday (even though the US only has ONE shot on goal all tourney).

    Stanley Cup has come down to a game 7 (just as I predicted), don't worry Edmonton will find a way to blow the game in the third period and Carolina will take the cup.

    NBA Finals is now 3-2 because of ANOTHER botched referee call.

    Got a bunch of money for the birthday... let's see how I can blow it. Oh yeah, credit card payment... crap.

    I got a gift certificate to the movies... but it's a theater in albany... an hour away.
    So a trip to see a friend is in order to go see Superman Returns... or maybe even Snakes On A Plane!!

    Another gift certificate to the movies... this one actually within a 10 minute drive!
    One more, a gift certificate to Barnes and Nobles!!
    However boring that might seem to you, I fucking love it. I love reading books. This might give me the chance to go and buy Anne Coulter's new book that way I can read it and get some credibility before calling her a total cunt!

    Either that or I might go and buy Maddox's book...


    FUEL - Innocent
    Jun 17, 2006

    Itz Muh Birfdayy



    So here's last year's sentiments that still carry over to this year.

    This year I actually get my wish... kinda. Only one side of the family is having a party.

    Apparently not wanting a party is "a slap in the face" to my family. So beautifully put by the Lazzaro family representative, my mom. The thing I love most is when one person makes themselves so important to represent everyone else in the demographic. I could care less what my mom thinks the reason is.

    Do you really want to know the reasons why I don't want a party? Okay fine assholes.

    I can't stand going to my grandparents house anymore. I spent my entire childhood growing up with them, to go up there and see my grandmother so clueless and frail. My grandfather on the ski slopes or playing ball are the only memories I want to survive the massive amounts of alcohol I'm going to consume in the coming years.

    Tony Pierce has his guidelines to blogging up on his site. I think I've violated all the rules he's set up more than once... but I abide by them now... I swear... except the ripping off Raymi part... I'd like to keep my shirt on, you'd like me to keep my shirt on; so it's a win/win situation.

    So I have to work later today... not cool. USA takes on Italy today... really not cool.

    For those of you who actually wished me a happy birthday... thanks... this year it's kinda needed.


    Taproot - Time


    and happy birthday Leanna!
    Jun 16, 2006

    Sweet Leaping Jesus

    You ever look at someone and get that feeling... like you've known them forever... only you haven't.

    I met a girl at work that looks exactly like _____. It was scary at first because I was catching all sorts of stares, no, not because I'm devastatingly good looking, but because I always wear shirts that have something that pisses someone off. So while she's staring and I'm trying to ward off the stare the resemblance hit me like a ton of bricks and I (literally) fell out of my chair. It didn't help that I had been at work for 5 hours already and feeling like shit because that's just how depressing work it these days.

    So she then decides to stop staring... and start talking to me. I try to act like I care that her back is killing her (something we had in common) and just give the old nod and smile and go back to... staring through my screen... and then the cat and mouse insues because I can invision that picture of ____ and I wish I had it to hold up right next to her just to make sure the comparison was false. So I'm gawking in her direction and of course I get shot a look every other second from her and it really makes things confusing because I know it's not ____ but damn is this like... her cousin maybe?!?
    Oh hell it's not like I'm going to act on anything anyways.

    sorry for wasting your time but
    that's the best update you're getting. fucking pathetic.


    Rancid - Red Hot Moon
    Jun 9, 2006

    Some Things

    Man, you ever just miss some things about the past that you wish you could get back?

    I don't know why we sometimes feel so unfortunate and down about things. Looking back I realize I had quite a few opportunities that I squandered. Some really cool people that I haven't kept in touch with, some that I'll never be able to approach again.

    How come it's human nature to walk away from someone for a month, year, couple years and hesitate so much to contact them again?
    Is it really really so tough when you've had these situations before and the other person was just as hesitant to contact you and if not for a chance meeting at the mall, retaurant, bank, etc you'd remain at that same distance never knowing what each other really thought?


    I hate mind games and accidentally finding my yearbook in my room....

    thank god for 80's pop music to make the world right again!

    Foreigner - Say You Will
    Jun 7, 2006

    How Horrible Is My Own Fate?

    Horrible things happen and I just can't explain them.

    I did absolutely nothing but my back is a complete wreck. I've been laid up the past couple days just sucking down pills hoping to get back to functioning form.

    I MISS YOU MY BEAUTIFUL SPECTOR BASS, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I GET THOSE NEW PICKUPS PUT IN!



    I've used this song over and over.
    Jun 5, 2006

    The Real Question, Phoney Answer

    Apparently we have hot button issues that are somehow exclusive to a decade. How many people still give a shit about global warming? How about ending world hunger?
    Seems nobody gives a flying blue fuck anymore.

    Instead, we've replaced good concerns for what?

    1. Abortion - Let's forget about the good of all people and focus in on stripping individuals of personal rights. I drove past the Planned Parenthood building on my way home from the office, I tell you I wanted to stop my car and light that portrait of Jesus on fire. How does a person judge someone else on a single action? How do you judge someone when you don't know their life, when you don't know their situation? I can't help but want to break these people in half. Don't you think a person going in for an abortion feels shitty enough as it is? Knowing that they aren't ready for a child, the last thing I'm sure they need to see is your picture of Jesus and "he wasn't an abortion baby" pickets. This is what they should make illegal, you just turned Jesus, symbol for compassion, understanding, trust, faith, and forgiveness into... a total bigot. Congratulations you ignorant bastards you've managed to take the holiest of men and turn him into a total douchebag.


    2. Homosexuality - Let's keep stripping individuals of personal rights! Although I do agree that men or women have the right to find love with whomever they desire, I do see some guidelines to abide by. You want to be married... fine. But do remember that Catholicism and most other sects of Christianity have it written in that marriage is between a man and a woman. Don't expect the system to change for your wants. Do what ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE DID BEFORE YOU, start your own religion. What do you think Christianity is? It was the Romans taking Judaism and loosening up the rules to fit their lifestyle. What do you think Martin Luther did? Henry VIII? Not exactly the most noble of men, but at least they had the motivation to start something! Should the government have control of this? FUCK NO. No few people have the right to tell the entire population the rules of religion, personal preference nor marriage.
    We all choose our paths in life, to have our government tell us that our rights to our own bodies and free will is up for vote, I vote to replace that government. But that's treason, punishable by death... yet it's written in the constitution that we "have the right to petition the government for a redress of grievances" seems we've been selectively contradicting ourselves for longer than we think.


    So there you have it. Global Warming and World Hunger replaced by abortions and queers. What a fine world we live in.


    Story of the Year - Sleep
    Jun 3, 2006

    I Hate Technology

    My laptop shit the bed. To be more specific, Windows shit the bed. It's still acting all fucked up, like Ciavarro's mom on prom night.

    So it just ate my post on my reaction to the banning of protesters at military funerals... be thankful, it saved you all a good 4 minutes of useless opinion.

    My one-touch buttons still won't fucking work....
    Jun 1, 2006

    Last Year's Concert Highlight

    This is just normal shit that rockers do for fun


    CRegg from Boy Hits Car


    My view

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