Nov 30, 2006
*sniffle*
I miss my evil monkey Go to your own blog and then put this in where your web address goes: javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',50); void(0); see what happens.... |
Nov 29, 2006
I Just Can't Keep My Mouth Shut Any Longer
 Some morons working at a grocery store strung up a shopping cart on a flagpoll. A 60something year old woman tried to get it down... it landed on her head... Harmless prank... Now considered assault with a deadly weapon. Iraq... chaos... Malaki is in the U.S. to talk with Bush, nothing's going to get done. To punish North Korea for its nuclear testing the U.S. is not shipping iPods, jet-skis, and rolex watches to the Kim-Jung Illster... I say next we put him in time out. Condoleeza Rice is considered the frontrunner for Time's person of the year award. I say it goes to Osama Bin Laden, 5th year straight. Snoop Dogg is in jail for having a gun, weed, and cocaine in his car. That's like arresting me for having a remote for my television, idiots. The World Chess Federation is now having dope testing for it's players... WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?!!??!!?!? Deftones - Hole in the Earth |
Nov 28, 2006
...Still On Hiatus...
Nov 25, 2006
I'd Love a Room with a View
Nov 24, 2006
Mother Whater?
| One Year Ago Today and yes I'm still extremely pissed about it. So Thanksgiving went smoothly (surprisingly enough). Dinner with the old folks... in a restaurant... and they start talking about the 50s and 60s to be more specific, they decided to talk about whore houses.. in a restaurant... without their hearing aids turned on. Things got better, went for the Thanksgiving nightcap at J.J.s house poker poker poker poker and nothing but poker. I went in with 20 came away with 180 bought the fellas breakfast went to the first JBF since last April went to the mall and it took 15 minutes of roaming and getting beaten over the head by old ladies to actually get a goddam table to sit down and eat wanted to flip off the old boss that fired me... he wasn't in the store sleep? what sleep? Metallica - So Fucking What |
Nov 22, 2006
Spring 2007
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Yay I get to spend close to $600 on books!! Yay I also get to sleep in now! Yay no more night classes!! Yay last semester in this shithole before I get to graduate and move the fuck away from Central New York Naked Eyes - Always Something There To Remind Me |
Nov 21, 2006
In a Shoebox
| Man there are some things that I just miss about the past. I try to stay away from thinking about it due to the incredible wave of emo-ness that usually comes with thinking about those days. Unfortunately, these thoughts are being triggered by a woman who will remain nameless. Perks, everyone looks for perks with everything they do: getting a job, clipping a coupon, rooting for new york sports teams, or even dating a girl... yeah, we're going with the last one. I've had some great luck with finding a girl nice enough to make me a scarf, one that made me baked ziti when I was stuck home alone for a whole week, but one had by far the best skill... baking cookies.  I mean, I hardly ever pig out on any one thing for very long, I'll switch it up so I don't get sick of the taste of what I'm eating... but not with this. I remember at the beginning of the summer, she made 2 batches of cookies... I went through them in a day. I asked her to make more and I left them on the counter while I went to work, I got home that night... gone. Even my step-dad had a compliment for those cookies... I fell in love with her goddam baking skills... among other things... and even after I failed in my attempt to break up with her... and she succeeded in hers... she still sent me cookies... We went away to college... she still sent me cookies... Apparently I did something to piss her off when it wasn't my intention at all... I'm still waiting for her to say she's sorry for flipping out... I'm still waiting for her to send me more cookies. Brand New - The Archer's Bows Are Broken |
Nov 19, 2006
Eat bitch
| What the fuck do you think this is? American Idol? I put polls up for my own amusement, this is my blog and I'll do what I like with it. With that said, I'm not sure what I'm going to do next, maybe I'll put up a bunch of pictures and a couple videos from this week's upcoming JBF. How many of you are looking forward to Turkey Day 06? I'm not, 2 sets of grandparents... a shitty restaurant... I have a funny feeling shit's not gonna go well, call me pessimistic if you will, but the last trip to grandparent B's residence didn't end on such a good note. I just like to follow that mantra of "prepare for the worst". Unwritten Law - She Says |
Nov 17, 2006
Because I really have nothing to say right now...
I seriously don't have an accent. Stupid canadiens. Three Days Grace - Gone Forever |
Nov 15, 2006
In the Road
 Just when you think things are going to start getting easier from here on in... You run into a roadblock right by the school and your inspection ran out last month... fucker could've at least wrote so my copy of the ticket WAS READABLE. Fucking douchebag. I'm going to have a goddam warrant for my arrest because I can't make out a word on this ticket. Jackoff. Oh, and he made me late for math class; prick. Spin Doctors - Two Princes |
Nov 12, 2006
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  I went to work on a Sunday, how fun. Not to mention all the surveys we had were either on abortion or gay marriage... more fun. Is it really possible that all the people in Colorado are intolerant pricks who couldn't even be courteous enough to share why they disliked the notion, instead I get called a sinner and a "lost soul" for even bringing the subject up. And I don't know what it is about that place, but another 16 year old girl likes me... what's worse, is that her mom works there as well. Whenever I'm on break she makes it a point to either just say 'hi' or come over and have a full fledged conversation with me. It's like she's trying to get a scouting report on me or something. But the whole point of the post: today I asked that girl why she has a smile on her face all the time and she had the perfect response "I don't know" Van Halen - Running With the Devil |
Nov 10, 2006
About Time
| Today is the best day in recorded Television history! Nickelodeon is having a top-100 countdown of the best Spongebob episodes. Thank god for avoiding sleep. Ohyeaha, who the fuck decided to make the Playstation 3 so fucking tempting to buy and then charge $500 for it?!!? Bastards and their stupid demo cubes in the mall. The Scorpioins - No One Like You |
Nov 9, 2006
I Want to be
| I've never been one to be high on myself. I've always been overly critical and put more pressure on myself than anyone else ever could. But only when other people were around; in front of total strangers I can be whomever I want to be at that moment. Unfortunately, I've never been good at social interaction either... So I always turn into the semi-clown, guy that's good for a few cheap laughs and bit of abusive generosity from time to time. You know, I make fun of you, you get whatever you want from me, and then we all call it a day when I'm back on my ass. I'll skip the sentimental bullshit and cut straight to the point on this one, for once, I'd just like to be told that I wasn't "different from the rest" and that wasn't the defining factor into why someone decided to take more than five seconds to talk to me.  Green Day - Minority |
Nov 8, 2006
Leaky Faucet
| Democrats control the House of Representatives... all the votes aren't in for the Senate yet, but the goddam Republicans only need one more seat to maintain control of the Senate. So basically the best we can hope for is a split Senate; which won't do much good because if any vote is tied 50/50 then the Vice President gets to make the deciding vote. I bet he'll be shooting more Democrats in the face in the near future. Ever notice how Cheney fell off the face of the Earth after that incident? I won't lie, I didn't vote Democrat for the Senate, I think if you put it up to me, I'd vote for George Bush over Hilary Clinton any day. So why not vote for some unknown slob with zero chance of prying this job from the robot? So far Mr Blitzer is projecting Democrat victories in the final two states by 1% in both states... I have a feeling someone's going to be calling for a recount no matter which way the election results finish. Here's hoping. |
Nov 6, 2006
What The Fuck Is It With Canadian Hotels?
| Seriously this is fucking retarded. So I open up my credit card statement and staring me down is some $500... which is retarded considering I had it down to $350 last month and haven't charged a dime to it since... The ONLY thing sitting on the bill is... you guessed it: Holiday Inn, Oakville, Ontario, Canada. Well this is just peachy-keen you know!! Considering they called to tell me that my credit card was not billable... and then they bill the fucking thing... I guess this constitutes a little chit chat with my credit card company and tell them to fuck off, I'm not paying a cent of the damn thing and they can lick my balls if they think I'm going to. Let's go with a proper metaphor for a better understanding: You go out to a fancy schmantzy restaurant and you order the full 12 course meal for the entire family... then the bring you out a bottle of Dom and the waiter tells you it's "on the house"... only for it to show up on your bill when you go to leave. Dine and dash bitch, dine and dash. So that's the basic metaphor for what I'm about to do... Van Halen - Running with the Devil |
Nov 4, 2006
The Repurcussions
| I hate being a college student in need of a new computer... you know, I think some of you fuckers should show a little appreciation for my genius over the past couple years by helping out and donating a little bit towards my new computer endeavors.... besides, I could bring you newer, crappier blog posts at lightning fast speeds!!! Gavin Mikhail - Brave |
Nov 2, 2006
To Go To
| I've gone from overwhelmingly happy to incredibly shitty. It's amazing that so many people don't care to keep in touch until something on the internet that's positive about my life comes along... then all of a sudden everyone wants to chime in and ask me what the big deal is as to why they've been neglected... I wonder if people can really sleep at night knowing some of the atrocities they commit and hope... expect... forgiveness and understanding. Without giving any reasonable excuse or any valid argument as to why you were the one they threw to the side of the highway and hitch-hike your way without them when they thought they were done with you, only to throw it in reverse and expect you to want them to be your hitch-hikeee for the rest of the ride. Unfortunately, I am not one to forgive, or forget in these situations and friendship is something I hold in the highest regards. I guess that's why I've had so few friends over the course of my life; I don't want the cosmetic people that you hang out with for social status. The people that I've befriended will be the people I trust with my livelihood with and if you're not willing to do the same with yours... maybe it's time to rethink who they are, who you are, and what you're going to take as acceptable behavior from them. Oh well, I'm sure it's your loss. U2 - With or Without You ****EDIT**** OMG SNOW |
Nov 1, 2006
Mercury Retrograde?
| The saying goes "You don't know what you have until you lose it." I disagree. You don't know what you have until you've lost it, lived without it, and then get it back again. Toadies - Possum Kingdom |