Dec 31, 2006
Day 7: Sharinaaz
 What a dork. She's probably the funniest little emo girl out there. Besides the extra eye-liner and the dyed hair, she actually doesn't have the personality of an emo kid. But I must say, emo girls are A-Okay. I just find it really goofy that she works in a shoe department considering she's not the shoe collector type. I hate that she drinks diet coke (instead of Pepsi), listens to cruddy emo music (instead of metal), plays Sega (instead of Nintendo), and I hate that she lives in Vancouver and I don't. |
Dec 30, 2006
Day 6: Aurora
 Has affectionately earned the nickname "weirdo". Me and her met in english class back in Fredonia, I was daydreaming and staring out the window... when she just turns around and looks at me... I did the only thing I could think of, I stuck my tongue out at her. Bad bad decision. She is by far the weirdest person I've ever met, she even out-weirds me sometimes! Too bad I haven't seen her in almost a year, her and her emo roommate were always good company for having lunch and dinner with... |
Dec 29, 2006
Day 5: Aimee
 Aimee's still just a little girl. 15 to be exact. But sometimes when I talk to her she seems to have the worries of a 35 year old. It's funny for the first 10 minutes then she just gets frustrating. She's basically the reason why I passed Spanish last year. I thought it was extremely funny that she goes out and buys a guitar because she wants to be creative with her emo-ness, but instead it's just been sitting around collecting dust. She did just get her first job writing for a crappy little newspaper... but I'd be lieing if I didn't tell you that I'm jealous. |
Dec 28, 2006
Day 4: Erin
 Erin's a freshman at Fredonia. Communications major. Hopefully she lasts there longer than I did. Everything else you need to know: She owes me a sub!! |
Dec 27, 2006
Day 3: Danielle
 So this is Danielle. Danielle is a going to be a famous trendy designer within the next couple of years, I hope she brings flannel back into style, I have a whole closet-full just going to waste. She definitely has the most lively imagination/sense of humor out of all the blogging faithful; just too bad that she's Italian and didn't see the godfather movies until she entered her 20's. Not to mention she's earned the nickname "Smelly", she claims it's from way back in kindergarden, but we all know better. Everyone send her soap for her birthday. |
Dec 26, 2006
Day 2: Raymi
 Yes, Raymi. The first time I ever sent her an email she told me I looked like Jason Schwartzman, still really fail to see it. She's kind of like that girl that, in high school, you have half your classes with but you kept your distance from her because you couldn't tell if she was totally cracked out or if it's really just her personality... then when you finally do let your guard down and come to grips that it's just her personality; you fall endlessly in love with everything she does because you only wish you had the fortitude to say what you mean and still pull it off as gracefully as she does. |
Dec 25, 2006
Day 1: Robyn
 So this is Robyn, most of yous know her as Foxxy. She's in her late 20's although sometimes she'd like to believe she's still in her early 20's. Besides wearing completely oversized glasses all the time, she's incredibly fun to bust balls and just ramble with. She likes to turn into that older sister type whenever we talk and I think it's incredibly cute that sometimes she likes to try and give me advice on women. Because women know nothing about other women. |
Dec 23, 2006
So it was an almost perfect semester.
| Subject Final Grade History of Civ 2 B Fund Music Theory 1 D Concepts in Mathematics B Racquet Sports B Intermediate Spanish B GPA 2.52 |
Dec 22, 2006
Keep the Chan in...
| I love how people are retaliating and reverting back to the old "Merry Christmas" greetings. Someone needs to explain that in no way is it offensive to completely piss on Chanukah or Kwanzaa. I doubt either could be properly marketed by toy companies. I'm almost sure that dreidels aren't high up on the best seller list. 8 days of dridel dreidel driedel!!  No thanks, I'll stick with the one day of a fat man in red, seemingly invented by Coca-Cola, coming down the furnace.Yes, we go from birth of Christ to Santa Claus. Not to stretch and make things weirder we go from the death of Christ to the Easter Bunny... and when the hell was the last time you saw a rabbit lay an egg??? Could we rate which order you think the December holiday's go in?
Let's light a candle!!! Here's a pencil Candle #2!! Here's an eraser Candle #3!!! Here's a stick of gum (it might be ABC) Candle #4!!!! Here's a quarter, go buy yourself a new piece of gum Candle #5!!!!! Oh, I forgot to give you your dreidel, here, spin this until you get bored Candle #6!!!!!! Nothing, you're still obsessing over the dreidel Candle #7!!!!!!! Here's a set of tweazers that way you can get the splinters from the dreidel out of your fingertips Candle #8!!!!!!!! Here's a set of matches, we just lit all the candles we had so we don't need them anymore. Fucking Jews Buck 65 - Wicked and Weird |
Dec 20, 2006
Tyson
| And no, not Mike Tyson... here's some of Tyson's greatest moments... and I hope you laugh at these as much as I did: Yes, these are the people I come into contact with online. |
Dec 18, 2006
5 Things
| 1) I've been listening to a ton of Frank Sinatra lately. 2) Every year about this time I get restless and have problems sleeping/concentrating and a record of illnesses just in time for Christmas. 3) If you google search my FULL name, you won't find me (wise ass). 4) The band I'm in still has not played a single note together. 5) I think these "tagging" people things are exceedingly gay. So I'll only tag Shaz and you can scrutinize Raymi, Gwen, Erin, Foxxy, Manda, and Ashley for ruining 12 days of christmas if they don't get their asses in gear!!! Sting - Ghost Story |
Dec 16, 2006
Final Final Finally
 Finals week. Two tests. Cheat sheet for one, textbook for the other. both "will take the entire three hours" to complete. Then I get a whole, boastful, week off of school before.... I get to go back for more classes. Yeah, a week off. I'm glad I'm keeping busy with school, reapplication fees, and not working at all. Puddle of Mudd - Blurry |
Dec 13, 2006
Horrible
| Only 2(now 3) out of 12 for participation for the one chance in a lifetime where I'm going to be totaly nice... and 2(now 3) out of 12 want anything to do with it! No complaining when I'm a total jerk to you fools then; you're all about to miss your one chance to be mentioned on this website with not one insult associated with it... I guess I'll give you fools an extra 2 days... but that's it! and all you assholes using blogger beta, stop, it doesn't allowe me to comment/make fun of you anymore. Styx - Fooling Yourself |
Dec 12, 2006
Come Now
| Were we really so fooled when Rumsfeld stepped down? Could that be because we're getting pounded worse than Pam Anderson on a honeymoon Donny? The fact that the U.S. government refuses to make any attempt of setting a withdrawal date doesn't give any glimmer of hope to those still fighting for absolutely nothing. How does a nation not learn? Vietnam, we fought and fought in the same exact manner that we are now. Look at the past and realize that there will never be another war fought as was the last World War. Guerilla warfare, occupation, terrorism, security, genocide and sanctions are the only words that mean anything to anyone in this century. Yet we continue fighting; in a fight we cannot win. Myself and a soldier once talked about "hearts and minds" apparently nobody remembers what that strategy is/was supposed to be. Myself and a friend once blathered about what was/should happen in Iraq and Afghanistan; neither of us were right. Neither of us talk about it anymore, we're too disgusted to even want to; semi-hot girls that we have no chance with are now more prevalent and interesting. I do wonder if anyone's going to be shitting on these soldiers when they come home. They've shot civilians, they've had to endure roadside bombs, IEDs, RPGs, sunni and shiite extremists alike. Maybe they won't be received as hostile as were the soldiers in the 70s; but the government is doing them no disservice by cutting benefits every pass they can. Can people not learn that once you become a murderer you lose all further recognition. Nobody knows nor cares if Osama bin Laden is a sunni or a shia. But they'll continue to fight to the incessant death over absolutely nothing of consequence. Moby - Extreme Ways |
Dec 10, 2006
You Wish You Were Cool Enough
| So it's finals time for the next couple weeks. Whomever came up with a 8 in the morning final for a class that convenes at 2 in the afternoon needs to be brought out to the woodshed and be thoroughly beaten to within a half inch of their life. So I have a little somethin somethin brewin in the idea factory. I've already told a couple of the blogger ladies about it and if you're female and want to participate in the proper festivities (though participation is mandatory for Gwen, Danielle, Allison and Erin). So here's one to completely fucking up an easy semester and making it almost impossible to pull off grades to be considered transferable to a major university!! goddamn you people and causing all this unnecessary fucking stress. Rob Zombie - Dragula |
Dec 8, 2006
Walk with Me
| Come walk the lane with me, the sun is high, and lazy clouds bedeck the summer sky. The cornstalks stand erect and fat with grain. They bow to unseen breezes drifting by and hear the promise of an evening rain. We'll walk this close together, hand in hand, and talk and laugh and say the world is grand; and if you accidentally brush my thigh, you'll know that even though it was unplanned, caresses from you teach my heart to fly. Unseen, well hidden by the corn's green rows, we'll shed our inhibitions and our clothes. I'll be your Adam and you'll be my Eve. A secret that the blackbird only knows is once you walk in Eden, you can't leave. Long years from now when we are far apart you'll still be walking with me in my heart. Our naked bodies tingle when they touch, but I blink back the welling tears that start because you're the girl I loved too much. Snow Patrol - How to be Dead |
Dec 5, 2006
30 Things I Wish Women Knew
| 1. We don't love the other girls we stare at, we just think they're hot. Get over it. 2. Don't EVER let anyone know we snuggle. Ever. 3. If we don't call, we just forgot to. Let it go. 4. And if you want us to take a hint, just SAY IT. Hints are stupid. 5. We either don't care, or we're overpossessive. Pick one. 6. If you don't try it with us, we'll find someone who will. 7. If foreplay is a prerequisite, foreplay with our balls. 8. If you can take 4 hours to put on mascara, you can wait for us to finish a Madden game. 9. You tell a pitiful joke, you will get a pitiful laugh. 10. You want honesty, then learn to take it. "Yes, you look fat in those jeans" 11. If a guy treated our sister that way, our sister is probably stupid. 12. If we ask nicely, you think you own us. 13. We will never have enough XBOX, Playstation, or Nintendo in our systems. 14. You want equality, stop pulling the "time of the month" card. 15. You like surprises? "Surprise, Michelle isn't really my cousin" 16. We either kiss too hard or too soft...pick one. 17. If we treat our mom like shit, it's a family issue. Drop it. 18. We'll clean our room if you clean your vagina. 19. We'll brush our teeth if you pluck your mustache. 20. If we suck at going down on you, it's because I'm lost in the jungle with no map. 21. You want an apology? Okay: "I'm sorry you're such a bitch" 22. We act hard around our friends because it's Survival of the Machoest. 23. We cry and we're pussies, we don't and we have no heart. Pick one. 24. We're as much "friends" with our ex-girlfriends as you are with that guy that's "a real nice guy" 25. I may not be able to cuddle, but I'll ram you into next December. 26. We always did something wrong. After a while we don't care anymore. 27. Women want men with "resources". Unless that means wood, stone, and rock...you're materialistic. 28. The "I love you" line will be used until women learn to loosen up. And by up I mean their legs. 29. We lie. No you won't catch us. If you did, you'd be single by now. 30. If your best friends know everything about me, my best friends know what you say in bed. |
Dec 4, 2006
Walk
 I won't lie, many things have been completely ruined for me these days. I can never just sit at night and hear complete silence, I couldn't tell you the last time I've had a moment where my ears and brain aren't racing at a million miles an hour (kilometers for you out of towners reading). But what I do remember is that when I spent time around certain people things seemed to slow down, I blame the booze for most of that, but there were actually a few good things that came out of me bombing out of school... I'll let you know what they are when I figure them out. People, always the best and worst parts of life; who you know, who you're associated with, who you become socially aligned with completely dominates every other aspect of your life. I'm right where I've always been with everyone I've ever known, only wanted around when it's a convenience to them. But sights, sounds, smells... they all bring me back to what we all consider the "good old days". Hindsight makes all those memories look like ignorance. It was bliss. Pantera - Walk |