Jan 31, 2007
Say It While You Can
| The sparks no longer leap and flash, Now I see them spent and dim. They fade into a ghostly ash Then dwell along the seraphim. How many hours are wisely used When the gift of life defeats its time? "Three score and ten" had been abused, When spangles glittered in its prime. The flush of autumn begins to cool, As I search my mind for flecks of gold Lying dormant in a youthful fool, While wisdom now is growing cold. Ash to ash and dust to dust, A million thoughts I've failed to save. Those flecks of gold hide in the rust, And will disappear into my grave. So long as thoughts will flash through souls, I hope that sparks will start a flame, And in its aftermath among the coals, Perhaps a verse will birth a name. - Milo Field |
Jan 30, 2007
| Done. Well I thought I was.... piece of shit software programs! So 2GB of music decided to up and walk away.... oh well. I can't remember what they are so I guess it's no great loss. Thanks for all the support assholes.  |
Jan 28, 2007
Maybe I Just Don't Get It
| But what can one person do in the world when so much hate and malice exists between neighbors? I don't understand it. How can one person, one people, so blindly believe in a religion that they're willing to give their life for the prospect of.... nothing. That is exactly what these people are fighting for: Nothing. Family and friends dieing for nothing. Thousands and thousands of people just needlessly being shot, blown apart, raped and murdered. Want to protect our nation and its borders? Send every troop you have home. Build yourself that wall you wanted so bad to block off Mexicans from taking our jobs as lawn boys, dishwashers, and garbage men. But then you have to do something for us. Stop these assholes from sending every job they have to India and Indonesia and just bring REAL jobs back to America so your little booming economy doesn't fall apart this summer (mark my words). How easy is it to pick a fight with someone(s) that you want to have a problem with? How difficult is it to settle it like civilized men? There's a reason why the right thing to do, is never the easy thing to do. Chevelle - Closure |
Jan 25, 2007
Hooray
| Good news: John Kerry isn't running for President Bad news: He's being replaced by Hillary Clinton. Unexpected Advice 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. Puddle of Mudd - She Fucking Hates Me |
Jan 24, 2007
Jan 23, 2007
New Puter!!!
 shitty monitor that looks eerily like the TV that I stole in Montreal... |
Jan 22, 2007
Marooned
| okay if you were stuck on an island what island would you want to be stuck on out of these choices: a. one with mango trees and a couple cows and nothing else. someone will find you in 30 years and you will go back to the life you have now. Helll no, there's no way I'd want to be stranded for 30 years by myself, 20 with limited interaction has made me crazy enough as it is. b. one with a really attractive girl who will die in 3 months and you will for sure never get off of the island alive. you will have a really gruesome death because you will try to eat her rotting body and get pneumonia and then you'll suffer for 5 weeks and finally die. and then an eagle will come and peck out your guts every day and you will feel it. I wouldn't mind this one, minus the trying to eat her after she's dead part... that's a little weird. How bout we go with eating some of those mangos and cows instead? c. one without a really pretty girl and you will be stuck on it for 45 years but then you will build a commendable raft and you may or may not survive. but if you do you will win the lottery once you get home and have a very pretty wife/ very pretty wives. (no mango trees on the island only coconuts.) I'd be all old and pruney by the time I got off the island... no... wait, I could use the lottery winnings to get a ton of plastic surgery and then I'd get to look young again and then maybe this time around I'd get a very pretty wife that doesn't actually know I'm in my 60s and instead she'll think I'm in my 30s and then when I die in 10 years she'll be a semi-rich widow minus all the money I spent on plastic surgery, getting her to marry me and on prostitutes because I'm sure I would've gotten bored of her within the first 3 years so that leaves another 7 for bad behavior. d. one with the internet, all the ingredients you need to make kraft dinner, and a never-ending clean water supply. but you dont know where you are so you cant blog HELP ME IM ON AN ISLAND SAVE ME. in fact you cant tell anyone at all. you will be on it only for 1 year. also, nickelback will be playing on huge speakers the entire time real loud and you cant turn it off or plug your ears. then you will notice a helicopter and the lead singer guy will save you and you may or may not poke his eyes out but if you do the helicopter will crash and you may die or you may find your way back to the island. but after that no one will save you. Only if I get to bring my bass guitar and have huge ass speakers so I can play with the music and then when Chad Kroeger comes to pick me up I'll tomahawk him over the head with it and leave him marooned on the island with his own music blaring for the rest of his life while I fly home in my newly confiscated helicopter. |
Jan 21, 2007
This Will Be My Sunday Afternoon
in cute kitten form...  and you guys thought you'd heard the last from Chris Rock, how's this for irony |
Jan 20, 2007
Full of good ideas
| me: sitting home on a friday night... whole house to myself and no booze... any good ideas?? b.p.: either be really constructive or super destructive. write or look at porno. you can just guess at which one I did... |
Jan 19, 2007
On Notice
| Notice how lame/boring the blogging world has gotten?? Yeah, me too. Orgy - Blue Monday |
Jan 17, 2007
Since...
| I'm handicapped with what I can post; ask any question of/about me and we'll keep just updating this post until the new computer is blogger-ready. steady, go. Who are your (non musical) real life heros? Sunshine My grandfather, I see more of him in me than anyone else. Are you really gay or do you just play a fag on TV? Smokeme The character's loosely based on you... My birthday is in exactly 2 months, what are you getting me? Shaz And my birthday is in exactly 5 months, what are you getting me?!? You never let your mental handicap hold you down before....why does it affect you now? Apocrypha Why must you take out your frustration of having a small penis on me apoc? if you could have ANY super power, but only one, what would it be? and what would you call yourself? because you have to have a super hero name. erin Well we already know I'm super smart so I guess that either leaves flight.... or x-ray vision... and we all know what one I'd pick, so call me Mr Peepers or something. 1) why haven't i even gotten a happy belated birthday from you, mr. mike? 2) why on earth am i actually taking the time to even ask you a question? 3) oh crap i forgot. katie 1) because you've missed 20 of mine. 2) because you're that desperate for attention. 3)see. |
Jan 15, 2007
Well i told ya so
| I'm an idiot. I'm completely idiotic and my new computer will have to suffer another few days wait as I accidentally ordered the wrong fucking part. So my wallet is about as thin as Apoc's dick these days, I've been slacking off and not working a whole lotta serious hours and oh yeah school starts on Tuesday... I have a strange feeling that my life is about to get a whole lot more hectic but alot less stressful (figure that one out Brandon). Three Days Grace - Overrated |
Jan 11, 2007
See ya
 no new posts until I put together/make a new computer functional. |
Jan 9, 2007
Sooo
| how about I've been receiving and spending so much money in the past few days I can't even keep track of what I have. How about my new computer is almost completely ordered and received. Let's hope I can put everything together without it fucking up/didn't receive any dead parts. (still hasn't arrived even though it's been out for delivery since 7am) How about I'm still extremely pissed off about nothing good happening all weekend and this week probably won't get much better considering I have to spend more turning in applications. (woops forgot to do that today) So more useless money spent and more rejection, my favorite. (so books cost me $440 this semester, fuck.) Matthew Good - The Ocean |
Jan 7, 2007
What
| I'm being treated like shit and this is totally retarded. So I went to Canada/call people that are in Canada and I get billed for it... so I'm just lectured as to how I need to pay the bill that's due even though I have the phone less than a quarter of the time... Perfectly fine with that. But when someone says they need the phone for the weekend and you: 1) take it anyway 2) don't tell me someone's been trying to reach me all day/even take down a number or name... then I get a little upset. But no, so now when I express a little resentment that nobody around here seems to give a fuck about me (just take Christmas for example) or what I'm doing it's more than unnerving. It's straight up pissing me off. So everyone that has my cell phone # it's no longer mine and I sincerely don't care. Propagandhi - Back to the Motorleague |
Give Us One More Week
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Jan 5, 2007
Day 12: Snow
 Remember when it used to snow on Halloween? Remember when there was snow on the ground for Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Years? I miss the snow more than anything else right now. We used to make sled jumps as this whole housing development is on a hill. Random snow angels, playing football in the snow, my grandfather teaching me how to ski back at the old house in Frankfort, to Gore and Whiteface Mountains... being able to see all the way into the next state because you were so high up. Having a blast of warm air hit you because you've broken through the clouds... (wearing nothing but spandex probably wasn't the smartest idea for that day) completely amazing; and we're completely devoid of all those things |
Jan 4, 2007
Day 11: Ciavarro
 That's right, today is dedicated to that greasy WOP that you all know and love. People always drop that line "the world doesn't revolve around you"; but when it comes to this niche of the blogging world, great moments and even greater stories follow him around like shit on velcro.  But I give him his credit when it's due. Chad's an alright guy who, despite all the trash talking he does on his blog, can be quite the gentleman. Nah I'm just bullshitting you. He does look eerily like me in that photo though (not that ANYONE would want to use that picture on purpose) that was before he started packing on the beer gut. So Mr Ciavarro here's to having the world revolve around you and your gravitational pull. |
Jan 3, 2007
Day 10: Sunshine
 So she visits Syracuse the weekend I'm due in Oakville... yeah don't tell me you didn't plan it out that way; we both know better. She's the sweetest girl out there and she's been around this waste of web space longer and more often than the rest of you jamooks. But what I see when I read/write to her, is a girl not satisfied with mediocrity, and that goes a long way in keeping people attentive. |
Jan 2, 2007
Day 9: Allison
 Hmmm what to say what to say... Allison is now known the the last two bloggers in the world that you'd want to introduce a girl to (you're welcome Chad, Grimshaw). Allison is... well... Allison. I've never met someone that has everything that she does; a sense of humor, witty repartee, an opinion about everything that'd keep you enticed for months on end, yeah that happened to me once. She has a way of just commanding attention in a room and she knows she always has mine. The fun moments just never stop when she's around, when she's around. |
Jan 1, 2007
Day 8: Bianca
 Bianca's my little cousin. Seems just like yesterday that she was being taught how to swing a baseball bat and how to swim up at my grandparents house. Funny how you feel older when you try to relate to those around you and how far past getting your drivers license, getting out of college, etc. I remember when we were practically inseparable for a couple of years, now she's got a job and everything. Weird how time flies... |