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Mar 30, 2007

Words from the Wise

Never depend on anyone for anything. Never rely on someone (anyone) else for happiness, sustenance, advice, love, money, favors, laughs, shoulders to cry on, or a stable piece of land to plant your flag.

The world is not your oyster, once pryed open it can be shut again, but you can never look at it the same knowing what's on the inside so learn that what you say cannot be taken back, what you do will reverberate forever, who you are is who you will always be and until you can cope with being you; keep your mouth shut, your head down, and keep moving.


GOB - Give Up the Grudge
Mar 28, 2007

A Little Kinky

Professor: He didn't want this girl to look down on him and be this bratty girl's servant. Guys would you want to be any woman's servant?


*awkward silence*


Me: Maybe



gotta love american literature!!
Mar 27, 2007

buona fortuna il mio amore

Tomorrow's Smelly's big day.

Please go wish her luck and hope that her fashion show goes much better than her band!!


Though she does look incredibly sexy holding a bass guitar...

I wonder who'd win in a rock off, Erin or Smelly??



Matthew Good - 21st Century Living
Mar 26, 2007

Those Who Can't Do, Teach.




Go figure the fucking telephone ruins the whole damn thing!!!

Not bad for her first time playing though.


And now... here's what I look like, when attacked by little kids with stickers.

Mar 24, 2007

She Wishes She Could Be Me







Mar 21, 2007

I hate bill gates

I really do

Somehow Windows managed to auto-update, delete Service Pack 2, corrupt MSN Messenger, and destroy Microsoft Office...

Awesome being away for a week; oh, and that case fan on my CPU still doesn't work...

I swear to god this girl breaks everything she touches!!

First her computer, mine, our tub, even the goddam kitchen sink!!!
Mar 18, 2007

254


Everything worth knowing can be summed up into this extremely short post.

I had to wait a full year for a goddamned late night barbeque chicken finger sub...

and it was free.

I HEART ERIN
Mar 12, 2007

Gone Fishin

In Fredonia for a week...

feel free to badmouth me to no end, y'all do it anyway.


hmmm "y'all"?!? I think Erin's accent is rubbing off on me!!!
Mar 9, 2007

Well Captain, What's the Prognosis?



Bigger cheapshot?

Mar 7, 2007

It's Hideous



I have two tests this week.

Two lab reports due after spring break.
My 8 page paper for World Lit.

and a trip to the west coast
of New York.

How I'm getting there and back is still a mystery. Where my paychecks for the last month is... is still a mystery.

New York just set new records for lowest temperatures ever yesterday. I haven't been to work in two and a half weeks thanks to schoolwork.

But the biggest mystery of all....

is why I'm telling you any of this.

Soil - Redefine
Mar 5, 2007

Really hate these things

3 Things that scare me:
The future
Cancer
Ninjas

3 people who make me laugh:
Gerry
Tom
Erin

3 Things I love:
Sports
Learning something new
Helping others overcome

3 Things I hate:
Trendwhores/bandwagoners
Time
Cornucopias

3 Things I don't understand:
Politicians
How computers work
Why you care

3 Things on my desk:
Environmental Science lab book
Headphones
Glasses

3 Things I'm doing right now:
Feeling sickly & tired
Getting really antsy for baseball season to start
Wondering what I'm going to do next fall

3 Things I want to do before I die:
Fuck a pornstar and movie-star at the same time
Fuck a MILF
Fuck on a beach (or maybe a plane)

3 Things I can do:
Make people feel better
Come up with reparte on the spot
Build a computer

3 Things I can't do:
Dance at a club
Comprehend what normality is
Juggle

3 Things you should listen to:
TRUSTcompany - Hover (piano version)
Story of the Year - Sleep
Matthew Good Band - The Ocean

3 Things you should never listen to:
Country
Nickelback
Creed

3 Things I'd like to learn:
How to become a professional hitman
How to impress a girl
How to make a fortune out of a shitty website

3 Favorite foods:
Pasta
Pizza
Oreos/Cheez-its

3 Beverages I drink regularly:
Vault
Grape Juice
Beer

3 Shows I watched as a kid:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Captain Planet
Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy

3 Bloggers I'm tagging:
Adam
Erin
Lauren
Mar 3, 2007

Hockey Afternoon


Rangers beat St Louis today...

now all I have to pray for is that Boston beats Montreal and the Caps beats the Islanders!

Buffalo against Toronto doesn't really even come up on my radar. Just give two points to the Sabres and save the team some gas money.












And Darcy Tucker sucks.
Mar 1, 2007

...and the dream dies.

So the only way I can be considered for readmission is if I have a 3.0 cumulative GPA at the end of this semester. So... time to start applying elsewhere as the best I can do is a 2.9 if I ace everything this semester.

At least I'm getting my A.A.?



Hoobastank - Running Away

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