Aug 31, 2007
I've Come To Realize
| Books are overpriced. Companies are out to screw you at every corner. The Yankees swept the Red Sox. There are a million and a half hot girls in every class I have. There is not enough space in my room. I'm up way too late and have class at 10 with a woman who hates men. She made me read about how unfulfilling, painful and necessary work is in our society over a 33 page chapter that I actually read instead of going and getting smashed tonight. Fun stuff. |
Aug 27, 2007
Day 1
I cannot friggin believe how tarded up today was:
Oh christ I'm turning into a complete dork. |
Aug 25, 2007
Bahhbooom
| Here at the new school. Stole my roommate's ethernet cable because I forgot to bring one of the 50 that I own. Did I mention I'm living in a triple? That's right, 3 men, living in one room... designed to only fit 2. My side of the room is more cramped than Chad's mom during Mardi Gras. Top bunk... seemed terrible at first mention, but the boiler room that this place is... it's the coolest place to be. I just hope that someone moves out relatively soon, this is bullshit!! |
Aug 24, 2007
Lovechild
| Mike | room for 3? says: http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/large.html Mike | room for 3? says: waddya think that is? Mike | room for 3? says: me and my GEEKY friends Mike | room for 3? says: think it's a godzilla sequel Mike | room for 3? says: or might be the movie for the video game Rampage [ Shaz ] . says: sure it's not jurassic park 4, dinosaurs with guns? Mike | room for 3? says: nooo that's in pre-production Mike | room for 3? says: that wont be out for another 2 yearsish [ Shaz ] . says: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1060277/ Mike | room for 3? says: oyy stupid thing's taking forever to loadd [ Shaz ] . says: k well it's generally saying it's about a monster attack on the city as described by a group of friends [ Shaz ] . says: sounds like godzilla and the blair witch had a lovechild Mike | room for 3? says: but you're sitting right there [ Shaz ] . says: hmph Mike | room for 3? says: hahahaahaha Mike | room for 3? says: so funny [ Shaz ] . says: sooooooo mean [ Shaz ] . says: i'm not a scaly asexual old hag Mike | room for 3? says: LOL I LOVVVVE YOUUU [ Shaz ] . says: you ass |
Aug 22, 2007
Now I Know How Chad's Mom Feels
| 3 guys have to fit into a space designed for two.... this could be one of those mostly unfunny comedies they show on CBS. Hell, if one of my roommates turn out to be a midget it'd be exactly like Two and a Half Men... I call being Charlie Sheen. |
Aug 18, 2007
You've Never Experienced It
| But there's some moments in life. That are just exorbitantly perfect. With no second thoughts or worrying involved. You totally put your life into someone else's hands because you know exactly how much they value it. She sees something in me that I don't quite see in myself. Maybe she feels that same way, maybe she doesn't. She'd never admit to it. But when moments come, and you're having a picnic at a park, or goofing off in the blistering heat, maybe cuddling in the middle of the day, her taking up three seats in a packed movie theater just because she wants to feel safe (and fed popcorn), even the mushy songs and the mushier kisses in the car afterwards... even the most daring of men can be crippled by the kind look and smile of a beautiful girl. You know exactly at that unpainstakingly brilliant moment, right then, that there's no place in the world you'd rather be than by her side. She's really good at turning me into a sap. I rather think she enjoys it too. |
Aug 13, 2007
Lame
| Back to a blogsux.com address... maybe I'll keep going, doubt it though. |
Aug 10, 2007
Those Lips
| I'm sitting around waiting Doing nothing but contemplating I can't believe My mind is stuck on her Nothing helps, not even the liquor She says she's worthless, She thinks she's hopeless, Sometimes I don't think she knows The fate of the planet rests on her lips And my eyes are stuck watching those hips She can read me like an open book Just by shooting me that one look I melt on the spot She was always oh so good But she'd tell me that I should Say that she's worthless, Think that she's hopeless, Sometimes I don't think she knows The fate of the planet rests on her lips That the fate of the planet rests on her lips But come one day You'll think And you'll say Something to hurt Beyond comprehension Not even giving me An honorable mention She says I'm worthless, She says I'm hopeless, Sometimes I hope she knows The fate of the planet rests on her lips But my eyes are stuck watching her hips Say that she's worthless, Think that she's hopeless, Sometimes I don't think she knows The fate of the planet rests on her lips That the fate of the planet rests on her lips The fate of the planet rested on her lips That the fate of the planet rested on her lips |