Oct 31, 2007
I'm Back
And I'm not wearing number 45 either. You know what I've realized during my short stint of not blogging... I still got it on the inside. Just took a while for me to find it. You hear that Sunshine?!?! Despite your best efforts I'm not quitting!!!! Yeah so a little over a month ago Apple came out with the iPhone, I wonder when they're just going to cut the bullshit and come out with the iVibrator, the iWife, and the iEye. Because seriously, it's not stopping anytime soon. Somebody at corporate headquarters just got a huge brainstorm, I'm talking category 5 here people. Category 5 Stormer, "Hey, we have all this shit in production... nobody wants to buy the iPhone for $300 and have to sign a deal with AT&T on top of it... so let's just sell the iPhone without the phone!!!" Everyone else, "But then what the hell would we call it? The iNotPhone??"  Stormer, "We'll call it the iTouch" Everyone else, "Negative, that pedophile in Switzerland already uses that handle in chatrooms" Stormer, "Ok then we'll just drudge up the name iPod again and put the iTouch after it!" Everyone else, "We've done it before, why not again?" Stormer, "To top it all off, we'll still charge the $300 that we normally charge them for the phone!" Everyone else, "But wouldn't that drive people to not want it?" Stormer, "Nonsense, it's an iPod. Everyone and their mum is gonna want this thing. It's how it's been every year since we released something just slightly new, even though we don't ever change anything, right before Christmas." Everyone else, "I like the way this guy thinks." Tada, fucking iPods... I hate them. I hope the iNotPhone is a huge hit and people in several different continents shell out the $300 to own one of these babies... it'll serve them right. Next year... they're going to put a camera on it and still be selling them for $300... just watch and see. |
Oct 16, 2007
Vice
| Every time I try to think to what you said, about what you want to do. I try to imagine my life without you. I try to tell myself that maybe I'd be better off like I was my first go-round at college: nothing serious just explore what's out there... and then I feel stupid. I ache just thinking about not having you there and I despise the fact that I feel like I need you to feel that what I'm doing with my life is right. But I don't know how I'd ever be able to make it without you. I don't say this too often, probably because I try not to think it, but even after the fighting I can still look in your eyes and find everything I could ever ask for. You're the one thing that I found that I can't go without for more than a few thoughts at a time and I've never thought that having that feeling would be a good thing. But it really is. I'm hinged around you, for you. |
Oct 11, 2007
601
| Hey the post number is also the start to my new cell phone number! YES, CELL PHONE NUMBER!!!!! THIS ONE WORKS OMG THE POWER RANGERS MOVIE IS ON, HOLY CRAP I LOVED THIS MOVIE!! Just watch the movie... nobody can talk without fist pumping... it's amazing. Oh yeah... umm... I forgot the point to this post... ever notice how much smaller they've been getting lately? Yeah me too... Oh, if you want the new cell # lemme knowwwww |
Oct 5, 2007
This is a Sequel
| to that movie 300. This is blog post number 600. Yes, I have lasted 600 posts in this shitty shitty environmentally hazardous webspace. I bought new sunglasses, my old ones the lenses would pop out and they were uncleanable, so I just ponied up and got a pair of Bolle sunglasses.  Meanwhile, in the frivolity department, Erin and I played in the leaves and ate gummy bears/worms!! I'm going home this weekend, to try and sort out all the phone problems and bring my bass back with me. Gosh I've felt so lost without it. Oh and I've been sick most of the week too, so much so that I decided not to make the trek all the way to the newspaper place in town for my journalism class. I couldn't even walk to the dining halls to eat. In the stock markets today: Sleep it up Love is sweet School still sucks and I'm trading lower than the US Dollar. |
Oct 2, 2007
Perfect
| It's a beautiful day. Barely cold, the trees multicolored with the coming of fall. The breeze is just enough to make you get goosebumps. Everyone's wearing sweatshirts and through it all, she's sleeping in my bed. All bundled up with the blankey. Eyes closed, hair just a little out of place, I'm happy. And I can finally describe it. |