Jul 21, 2008
A JaG inspired post...
| Some things women should know about men: Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. (look how long it took J Lo to get married and then look at how long it took Affleck) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (we can't help it if a girl is hot) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. (making a girl happy is all we really want) Guys will do anything just to get you to notice them. (see here) Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. (we get jealous) Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are. (one way ticket to the friend zone) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. (that way the more we talk maybe we'll let something about how we like you slip) Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. (you want us to buy you flowers, we want to know you want us to buy you flowers) Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're rude, later. (kindness doesn't kill) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. Girls are a guys weakness. (it's true) Guys are very open about themselves. (men measure themselves by their girl, so without one, we don't have much to lose) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. (and don't ask about it, it only makes us more pissed off, you don't need to give advice) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (yeah, we're still 11 splashing you in the pool) Guys love you more than you love them. (see above) Guys use words like hot, cute, or sexy to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you. (beauty is not skin deep) personality is key. (beauty is not skin deep) Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. (you'll remind us that we're being 'sweet', while all our other friends are railing us for being whipped) Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make a guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it means. (we truly don't know how to figure out what you're thinking) If a guy does something stupid in front of a girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. (we ponder and hope like that) If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. (men are always nervous around women, no matter what) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. (because we usually don't think about women, other than Jessica Biel) When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." (listen means just stick around and maybe after 20 minutes of silence we'll be ready to talk, don't push for it, we'll chat when we're good and ready) If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. (not every day you get to cut through the sarcasm and fart jokes, it doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something is up) When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them. (the reason why men don't buy women clothes is precisely this: we buy it too big, you assume we think you're fat; we buy it too small, you inexorably think you're fat. lose lose, so, no, we don't go shopping for that reason) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. (either that or we like the sensation our eyes and pants are getting) Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. (some guys don't take kindly to a girl being impatient to asking them out, if you want us to so bad, just take the initiative and do it yourself) Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. (usually it's to inquire about the code we don't speak, or to brag about sex) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. (there's a reason why the rubik's cube is so fun) A guy would give up anything to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. (but only if it led to sex) No guy can handle all his problems on his own. (but not one will admit it) Guys love it when girls talk about them. (especially when they tell you about it after) Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts. (strip shows and proper lubrication usually relieves neck pain) When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. (or why else would we miss out on those dreams with Jessica Biel in them?) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does. (unless you're a whore, then we're just upset we didn't take advantage of inviting another girl in for a threesome) |
posted by Mike at 7:05 PM
