Sep 29, 2008
Wonderful World We Live In!
| PETA is full of a bunch of douchebags. I've said this for years. You want to know how I know I'm right? Of course you do. Because they protested about KFC mistreating chickens that were destined for one and only one thing, slaughter. I contest that they were just tenderizing ahead of time. Come on, have you really noticed a difference in the way the chicken tastes? I could even contend it was better when they were "mis-treating" the chix! *licks fingers* abuse tastes pretty good. But now, no, they've gone a step further. A step I didn't even know could be taken. They want Ben 'n' Jerry's to start using HUMAN breast milk instead of cow milk. WHAT this helps with I have NO IDEA. Other than a graphic image of some 30+ broad hooked up to pumps going into my ice cream. No thanks, seriously, it'd be a good way to tank the industry. Think about it, do you want breast milk? Nobody does, unless they come out with a quarterly journal that rivals Playboy, I don't want woman secretion in my ice cream! Are the cows really forming unions and protesting farmers' cold hands to PETA? Or are they just huge douchebags and want to feel important when in all reality, we know they're not. It's not like you actually have to do anything harmful to the cow to get milk. So milking cows is still a-okay for butter, cream cheese, Oreos and cake, but ice cream is a no-no? Sonofabitch you gotta be making this stuff up!! I contend that the same asshole who started Scientology started PETA. It's the only logical solution! Pretty soon we're just going to be eating other dead humans because animals have more rights. Yeah, the right to taste even better with barbecue sauce. Pass the soylent green. |
posted by Mike at 12:59 PM
